Orlando Bloom & Miranda Kerr Go On A Pre-Sex Motorcycle Ride

Photo Credit: VILA/ANDERSON/bauergriffinonline
These were snapped earlier this morning in NYC.

Orlando Bloom should do some Bastardly Community Service by having Miranda only wear miniskirts & hot pants while riding on his motorcycle. It's the least he can do.

Lucky bastard.

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He is not manly enough for that bike nor for Miranda.

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 4:29pm
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what do you mean? That bike isn't exactly a huge ass harley. It's an expensive BMW bike...

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 4:41pm
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It's such an ugly piece of crap bike. If you want BMW, they make some beautiful models.

Why did he have to buy something so fucked up lookin?

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 5:38pm
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i do not know, but that bike fucking looks ugly as square ugly boxed cars

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 7:57pm
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i like the dog sticking outta the bag.

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 4:34pm
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haha bmw bikes!!! orlando has always been a daredevil

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 5:15pm
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Enough with this annoying man!

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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he is hot! and i`m jealous of miranda

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 5:39pm
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nice bike - that must be like a 125cc at best

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 6:50pm
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yeah, pretty such as 250cc, which is hazardous

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 8:00pm
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It says 1200 on the side... so more like 1.2 litres and not 125/250cc.

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 10:33pm
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It says 1200 on the side... so more like 1.2 litres and not 125/250cc.

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 10:33pm
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It is, and yeah it's one of their hybrid bikes which I agree are lame looking. K 1200 R, now that's a bike if you're going the bmw route. http://www.rizoma.com/img/Prodotti/Moto/BMW_K1200R.jpg

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 11:05pm
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I'd let her ride me all the way home, bike or no bike.

Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 @ 7:38pm
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i dont know how women love this man....there is nothing, and i mean, nothing hot about him...and does it say, "walt disney" on his shoes on page 5, (first pic)?

Thursday, August 21st, 2008 @ 4:05am
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You think that old dude in Metallica is hot. That pretty much nullifies any opinion you might have here. Stupid whore.

Thursday, August 21st, 2008 @ 12:25pm
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hes so hot!! and so is she.

Thursday, August 21st, 2008 @ 7:03am
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Just to clear up the misconceptions on here about the bike.

It is a BMW R1220GS.
It is not a hybrid.
The engine has a displacement of 1170cc.
85ft lbs of torque
100 bhp @ 7250 rpm
Price: MSRP: $14,450 for a base model.

Friday, August 22nd, 2008 @ 12:10am
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i think its funny when people who look alike get together

Wednesday, September 3rd, 2008 @ 4:33pm
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