Paris Hilton Bought Barbie Cereal With Marshmallows!
Thursday, November 6th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
In a shocker, Paris Hilton claims that making friends is hard for her."When I meet new people, I'm always a little wary of the reason they may want to become my friend.
"I can usually just tell by when we're out in public and there's paparazzi around. I see who gets a little bit too excited or whatever. I can tell how those people are." Source
bad choice Paris! you gotta go with
Sir Percy of Scandia1. COOoooOOOkie Crisp
2. Quaker Honey Graham Oh's
3. Cinnamon Toast Crunch
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She looks like an elderly bag lady.
Some GuyReply to this Comment
Boots & leggings look really good on her. She should stick to that look.
And I want to know where to get some Barbie cereal with marshmallows. That looks good.
Razorblade TongueReply to this Comment
she'll vomit that shit up 5 minutes after she eats it
assReply to this Comment
She only eats that particular brand of cereal because the vomit matches the particular color scheme in her bathroom.
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It's funny that she talks like that because she's the only one who basically wets herself at the thought of paparazzi. And it is soooooooo typical of her to buy what is possibly the most attention seeking cereal to exist on the planet. Fucking moron.
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