Paris Hilton Buys Cap'n Crunch @ A Liquor Store!
Wednesday, June 11th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Paris Hilton says she is no dumb blonde"People don't know the real me. I have a good sense of humour and I'm always making my friends laugh. In The Simple Life, I played a dumb blonde, but it's not really me.
"I get really shy when I make public speeches and my cheeks go red, which I hate. I wish I was more confrontational but I can never challenge someone, even if I'm really upset. "I believe in karma and try to treat people the way I want to be treated. I think that what you put into the world will come back to you." Source

























If you attached Paris to the wall, upside-down, you could hang things from her nose. Cool!
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I think she looks cuter than usual here. I like her hair like that. But holy fucking shit son, what is with her huuuuge feet? Those things are honestly the size of boats, and they are bony as fuck to boot!
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She looks better than usual but she's still a fake skank. Karma? Oh please! she's a stupid bitch with the mentality of a hormonal 14 year old who can't do anything other than gossip, shop, gossip, be a bitch to everyone, gossip, and then shop some more.
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Captain Crunch and Rum
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poor Paris, i really think she could do some good for herself if she just went to some SA meetings...i believe she means well just thinks she has to spread her legs to be liked.
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People's issue with Hilton is not that she is "dumb," it's that she is a complete phony. The fact that she actually expected people to see her vapid, vanity film stateside was complete narcissim on her part. This interview is just one example out of many as to how disengenuous she really is. By the way, "nice" people don't take take cheap shots at others over public radio, comparing a part of their anatomy to be similar to "cottage cheese in a garbage bag." Go away Hilton.
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She looks cute here... whoda thunk
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that nose looks like a pencil size penis
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d55 Your nose looks like a turd.
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"People don't know the real me. I have a good sense of humor and I'm always making my friends laugh. In The Simple Life, I played a dumb blonde, but it's not really me."
Ummm, lets step into reality skank! Your an uncontrollable STD factory who has no talent, is ugly and only reason you get any exposure is cause of your grand daddy's money. Thank god he decided to not give any to you.
Maybe you can go deep sea fishing and get stuck on the bottom and then we wouldn't have to look at your UGLY face no more!
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