Paris Hilton Lauches Her Crappy Clothing Line in Milan
Wednesday, September 24th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Paris Hilton's New Reality Show Is Not Your FriendParis has said "there's nothing that's really hard" about being her friend, and I believe her. Case in point: The No. 1 item on her BFF checklist is, "Likes the color pink." Other requirements include always looking hot, resisting the urge to hit on Paris' boyfriend, and ability to show emotion. Oops! Sorry, Audrina.
Contenders for the BFF position include Brit, described as "the rocker who can't get enough cereal" (seriously); Kayley, who works in a tanning salon and happens to be Clark Gable's granddaughter; and Zui, a self-professed "Internet celebrity." Oddly, when I Googled "Zui," I got zilch. Interesting.
Paris Hilton's My New BFF premieres on MTV Sept 30. Source
I would like to fuck her just for the hell of it and I would do everything I always wanted to do with a woman, but never had the balls to do and I wouldn't ask permission first either. I would treat her like the dirty whore she is. I would also make her say "I'm a dirty little whore" as I'm railing her. Bitch.
Bubba McFaddenReply to this Comment
I'd stick it between that lipstick and make a mess.
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I'm interested in her fashion line. Are there any crab-blocking panties available for purchase? Oh wait, I don't wear panties. Oh, well. So long, little crabs, be freeeeee!!!
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she has no boobies
why do all these hollywood/european chicks have really flat chests??!?!
is it the new cool for women to have men's bodies?!?!
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i'd love to see it! anyone heard of that new show with stylist girl kira plastinina?? brat or prodigy or somethin?? i saw something on mtv for it.
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Lookin like the blow up plastic thing she is.
JTchicagoReply to this Comment
well this is just great paris.
you are looking quite ragged on the day you release your cheap ass clothing line.
why the fuck do you even bother? really?
bad music. bad TV shows. bad clothes. your porno even sucked.
why do you even breathe?
wisebloodReply to this Comment
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