Paris Hilton Launches Keteke.com in Madrid
Tuesday, December 9th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Hmm... so Keteke.com is a Spanish social networking site? Um... I'm pretty sure Paris Hilton's extent of the Spanish language is ordering crap from Taco Bell. Wow, I mean, if you're going to whore yourself out, then you gotta go all out, right? Well, glad to see that there's no more of this Benji nonsense. She's back to her regular slutty whoring that we're much more used to. Who can forget the whorish scratching of the herpes itch?!? And she's never been one to shy away from an upskirt opportunity. Oh... and nipple, nipple, nipple!! Let's hope that Paris goes somewhere sunny and gives us some whorish bikini pics for the new year too.
still useless but good for her, she is the most famous amateur porn star in history
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Zzzzzzzzzz . . .
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Nipple!
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i dislike paris and that is all
tis the season of snow and ice
so i admit that dress is nice
hands like a man, no more like an ape
and the reason we should care, a crap sex tape?
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PIC 5 is a GREAT PIC of her!!
i would lick those legs all day and night!!!!!!!!
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GROSS! She looks like a used toothpick.
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If given the option of doing whatever I wanted to sexually to Paris Hilton, or staying home with a 6 pack of Natty Ice tall cans and some pay per view porn, I'd go with the latter.
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Yeah pic 5 is only great because you can't see her face
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my dislike for her is turning into total don't-give-a-shitness...
she is exactly like a trash dumpster... you don't give a thought about it till you have to deal with it...
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