Paris Hilton Owns A Blackberry & Drives A Bentley!
Thursday, August 21st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Hilton hunts British best friend
"I need a best friend who is hot, who can keep up with me, and most of all, who is real and won't be a backstabber."
"Everyone knows I love LA. But London, watch out - I'm coming to town and bringing my fast-paced life with me," Hilton said in a statement.
"I'm in the UK all the time, but of course I can't bring all my friends, so I've decided to look for a new BFF across the pond," Source
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She could easily paddle across the Atlantic using those big duck feet.
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She wears like a size 14 shoe, right? I bet she has to shop for shoes in the same places drag queens do.
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Great placement of the emergency shut off switch..hope it works on Paris.
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She's so copying off of Kim. Kim got a Bentley first. Jealous b**ch!
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Fuck Paris... Look what she's done to those poor Bentley's rims :(
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