Paris Hilton Pimps Her Can-Can Fragrance
Thursday, May 15th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Matrix/FlynetIs it just me or does Benji look like her pimp on page 2...
Photo Credit: Matrix/FlynetIs it just me or does Benji look like her pimp on page 2...
Ha. He should be saying "Bitch get my money!"
Mr. Nice Guy formerly Mr. ByggReply to this Comment
I wonder if she puts a single tear drop in each bottle to signify the sadness that her parents and grandparents have for the person she's become?
DonkeyCockReply to this Comment
Two Aussie builders (Phil and Eric) are seated either side of a table in a rough pub when a well-dressed man enters, orders a beer and sits on a stool at the bar. The two builders start to speculate about the occupation of the suit.
Phil: - I reckon he's an accountant.
Eric: - No way - he's a stockbroker.
Phil: - He ain't no stockbroker! A stockbroker wouldn't come in here!
The argument repeats itself for some time until the volume of beer gets the better of Phil and he makes for the toilet. On entering the toilet he sees that the suit is standing at a urinal. Curiosity and the several beers get the better of the builder.
Phil: - 'Scuse me.. No offence meant, but me and me mate were wondering what you do for a living?
Suit: - No offence taken! I'm a Logical Scientist by profession.
Phil: - Oh! What's that then?
Suit: - I'll try to explain by example... Do you have a goldfish at home?
Phil: - Er... Mmm . Well yeah, I do as it happens!
Suit: - Well, it's logical to follow that you keep it in a bowl or in a pond. Which is it?
Phil: - It's in a pond!
Suit: - Well then it's reasonable to suppose that you have a large garden
Phil: - As it happens, yes I have got a big garden!
Suit: - Well then it's logical to assume that in this town if you have a large garden then you have a large house?
Phil: - As it happens I've got a five-bedroom house...built it myself!
Suit: - Well given that you've built a five-bedroom house it is logical to assume that you haven't built it just for yourself and that you are quite probably married?
Phil: - Yes I am married, I live with my wife and three children.
Suit: - Well then it is logical to assume that you are sexually active with your wife on a regular basis?
Phil:- Yep! Four nights a week!
Suit: - Well then it is logical to suggest that you do not masturbate very often?
Phil: - Me? Never.
Suit: - Well there you are! That's logical science at work!
Phil: - How's that then?
Suit: - Well from finding out that you had a goldfish, I've told you about your sex life!
Phil: - I see! That's pretty impressive...thanks mate!
Both leave the toilet and Phil returns to his mate.
Eric: - I see the suit was in there. Did you ask him what he does?
Phil: - Yep! He's a logical scientist!
Eric: - What's that then?
Phil: - I'll try and explain. Do you have a goldfish?
Eric: - Nope.
Phil: - Well then, you're a wanker...
tonkaReply to this Comment
Hey, that was a pretty good joke!
betty_rockerReply to this Comment
well, what do you know? now, toilet water comes in a bottle
d55Reply to this Comment
She has terrible legs, feet and skin..Her boyfriend is gross too..
PoeIsGoneReply to this Comment
Stupid, ugly, useless, talentless whoring piece of shhh.....
HoneyReply to this Comment
Tonka
Loved the joke!!!
Paris has to do shit like this in order to keep her head above water because she blew through her money at 20 and grandpa isn't giving her anything when he dies.
This camera whore shit is how she makes her living.
omegaReply to this Comment
I mean...what does a person have to do to be rid of this skank????
She just wont go way!!!
DAAMMMNNN! I mean...I have been saving my last bullet for Avril Labitch...but this one particular bitch is mind numbingly tempting!!!!
HoneyReply to this Comment
Honey, you can borrow one of my hollow points... its already got her name on it. Just dont miss!
Whats this skank up to now? Her stinky tuna juice in a spray bottle? Oh god! Just what the world needs more people smelling like this skank!
Duder McVeeReply to this Comment
Funy joke there tonka
Mike LitorisReply to this Comment
^Funny, oops 4:20 @ 3:03
Mike LitorisReply to this Comment
look at the callouses on her knees...HAHA! DOG-E-STYLE
SuperDaveReply to this Comment
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