Penelope Cruz - Bikini Pics
Friday, March 28th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Penelope Cruz wants to adopt
Penelope Cruz wants to adopt 20 children, the 'Volver' actress - who is dating Oscar-winning actor Javier Bardem - is keen to become a mother but is too busy concentrating on her career.
"I'd love to have kids. Maybe I'll adopt about 20 children - that's been my dream since I was a little girl.
"I love children, but at the moment I'm happy with my career. If one day I have a baby I'm not going to be able to work like I do now.
"I can be in London one day, Miami the next, New York after that, then back to Los Angeles. I travel more than some pilots!" Source






















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I've been to Spain many times. There's waaay hotter gals than this birdface. She's got a nice turd cutter, though.
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That guy's shades are really fruity.
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Nice boobs......... THIS WEBSITE HAS OFFICIALY GOTTEN SUPER LAME. I'm out.
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Juuust past her peak, but still good.
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Hey Mike Clitoris (love the name by the way), she IS a birdface! I couldn't quite put my finger on what it is that's just off about her face. The tip of one's nose should not touch one's upper lip. Man, that's just wrong. Besides, she dated Tom Cruise. 'Nuff said.
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I'm not too thrilled with her occasional butta. But she does look like a fun gal to pal around with. I need to meet someone like that...
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Those are some juicy boobies. She's looking very good.
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Tom Cruise is looking a bit pale in pic 3, no?
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She has nice boobs.
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@comment #1- Your so freaking right. I've been to Madrid numerous times and the women over there are DROP-DEAD gorgeous. Penelope just doesn't cut it and she has a flat ass.
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She looks good, nice breasts!
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nice tittays
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back door that.
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yumyum!!!
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what #1 said.
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I wonder if he holds that book over his face during sex in dead celeb themed fantasy play?
Young Brando for the buildup old Brando for the popshot.
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Ass looks nice and boobies look luscious, but the face has a sour expression.
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It would be a real shame to deny an infant the opportunity to suck on those very fine tits. That rules out adoption. She's not that great looking and does appear to be best suited for some rear entry. Unless she can shit out a kid, that won't get to the breastfeeding piece. Time for the brown bag.
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give me 30 min with you cruz,will make the cutest baby ever
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ever since angelina jolie, everyone wanna adopt
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I loooove this woman.
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spanish girls are ugly...
italians and russians are much prettier
adopt 20 children, lol she is joking
javier is a hot, she's lucky
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#22 Russians are not pretty. Most of them have the typical meh Russian woman face and they all pupate at around age 35 and turn into babushkas.
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Another chick Tom Cruise can look at and say: been there done that, lucky bastard, If they got married she would have been Mrs. Cuz'Cuz.
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isn't that picture taken from Spain? looks like nice photographer expert on that one :)
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spanish woman are hairy , eeek!
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DAMN to page #2! God Damn!
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penelope please call me ? like you,penelope ? want speak ? and you, contact me mail or telephone +90 535 245 17 37
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