Piper Perabo @ Metropolitan Museum of Art Costume Institute Gala
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

And the Wiki says...
Piper Lisa Perabo (born October 31, 1976) is an American movie actress.
Other recent films include The i Inside (2003), Perfect Opposites (2004), George and the Dragon (2004), The Cave (2005), Edison (2005), and The Prestige (2006). She has also appeared as a nutritionist on the Fox TV show House. [Wiki]
Can someone with deep pockets & an equally deep network please give this woman a job? I'm sure she'll provide sex in return...






















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she looks really bad here.. i didn't even recognize her for a second.
it's like looking at a blonde cruella de vil...
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bitch looks like she's about to go haunt a house...
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She looks like a guy in drag trying to do Vogue era Madonna. And failing.
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There's nothing left of the coyote ugly
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Wait, the ugly is still there
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she looks like a big sad clown.
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Big deal, so she doesn't have a fixed 'smile-for-the-paps' expression... I think she looks fine.
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Please stop it Piper...Your scaring the children...Just cause you squandered your career doesn't mean you should do your worst impression of Betty Davis.
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She looks like cybil sheppard in her tranny years. eez nottasoguuud.
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Is this some kind of joke??
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What the fuck is going on here?
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OMFG it's Bettie Davis re-incarnated
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haha - First thought "Sharon Stone is looking really old"... oops
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The apple didn't fall far from the tree.
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good lord. she looks like Louis the 16th
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Blat BLat BLat!
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This is very young-Sharon Stone-meets-Joan Crawford. I know it's the costume gala and all, but jesu cristo.
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Why weren't you all at the gala? Not invited?
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^I blew it off for an audience with the queen. She wanted me to give her lessons on how to be more elite.
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LMAO AT ALL UR COMMENTS!!! OMG SHE'S A HIDEOUS BEAST IN THESE PICS
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That looks like a lost stooger! Could it be Larry's long, lost, twin?
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