Please Help Brooke Burke Find A Name For Her Son
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Brooke Burke And David Charvet Still Haven't Named Three-Week-Old Son
What's in a name? If you don't have one, maybe a lot. The three-week-old son of Brooke Burke and her fiancé David Charvet still doesn't have a name, although the couple said they are getting close to picking one for him. The baby left the hospital without his birth certificate, as a name is required to fill out the certificate.
Burke said she has waited her whole life for a son, but apparently she never thought of names during that wait. The 36-year-old actress did say they were close and had agreed on the first name and the last name and that they were still fighting over a middle name.
The newborn baby boy joins the couple's daughter, Rain, 1, and Burke's two girls from a previous marriage, Neriah, 7, and Sierra, 5. [AHN]
How I wish she could name it Tapper, Jr. Sadly, though, I had nothing to do with this child's conception. Oddly enough, there are days when I wonder about the real Tapper Jr.'s,true paternity. Go figure.
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well he did have that vagina wrapped around his head and is currently sucking those titties...why not name him lucky?...
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Mad Hollywood name: 'Flux Capacitor'.
Maddeningly normal name: 'Sid'.
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I'd go with Smacky, I had a kitten named Smacky, he was cool.
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her face is so ugly...esp that nose...she has Brad Pitt's nose
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why John of course
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ugly woman and she has put on some weight. And she has a big ass head too.
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Hi, my name is Richard. I was just standing over there and you are boring me to death, in the first degree.
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i don't give a crap about her damm rug-rat, all i want is to motorboat her and then have her suck me till my head caves in
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She has a remarkable ability to pop them out and still look amazing. A MILF if there ever was one.
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d55, now that you mentioned it, i can really see the brad pitt nose!!hahaha
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Okay maybe she does have a Chief Wiggum-like nose in this pic...
But I wish lots of women with no kids had a bod that nice.
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'Son of an ugly breeder'?
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she's hot. any woman who looks that good after having kids gets props from me
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