Please Show Brooke Hogan Some Love...
Thursday, April 17th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Here's what it says in the personal section of her Wiki...
Her father is extremely strict on dating. He enjoys enforcing stringent restrictions on prospective suitors, as seen on Hogan Knows Best. According to an interview with Hulk Hogan in Maxim magazine, he literally threw Aaron Carter out of his house after less than an hour after finding Carter to be arrogant and disrespectful. On Hogan Knows Best, Hulk placed a GPS tracker on her vehicle that enables him to track her whereabouts and can even remotely shut down the engine of Brooke's car if he feels the need to do so. However, in a later interview, she reveals, among other things, that her father has loosened up a bit upon her eighteenth birthday. [Wiki]
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I REALLY want to see a Bastardly poll: who would you rather do, Rumer Willis or Brooke Hogan?
svetlanaReply to this Comment
haha, that's an awesome idea. I'd like to see that too.
MissyReply to this Comment
hah.
ok, i got it on my to-do list of useless polls.
MoeReply to this Comment
Well Rumer isn't that bad, except for her face, this chick face and body is gross. It would be like making out with Hulk Hogan...without the mustache. Yuck.
MundoReply to this Comment
She got the Manliest Chin I've ever seen.
I think my face would get crushed if i try to kiss her
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How can anyone have a boob job but they end up looking saggy like this?
EveReply to this Comment
She looks like a moose, a male moose.
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I love her legs!
/give me 3hrs.
Racer XReply to this Comment
I wanna fuck her in the ass hard until I cum in it.
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You would think that she'd be wearing t hat dress with the approriate undergarments to show off her tits.
From the angle I see, they are already MOM tits, and are probably have way down to her knees
Noxious BobReply to this Comment
I bet she's real tight.
One comment to end them allReply to this Comment
those are some nasty wonky tits
omegaReply to this Comment
manizon.
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
@Eve: because they don't wear bras like they're supposed to after the boobjob because they think they're too perky for it. So, when the implants finally settle, they hang lower than they would've.
Why is it the fathers of the ugliest girls are always the most psychotically protective of them?
FrostReply to this Comment
CAMERON DIAZ on STEROIDS!!!!!
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