Pregnant Jessica Alba Bikini Pictures
Tuesday, June 3rd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Moe
Jessica Alba's really close to popping out her baby boy---so close that she won't be attending the Love Guru premiere next week on June 11th. Since we already know she's having a boy, one other question remains...I'm pretty sure Cash will work a hard bargain & shoot for $5mil.
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if she truly hates the media as much as she claims, she wouldnt sell those baby pix...if she does, it will prove she is just a big liar...and if she doesnt sell those pix, i will like her
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Nice to see she's finally made her maiden voyage.
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Who says the baby pictures will even be in that high of demand? She's not Angelina Jolie or Katie Holmes and Cash Warren is definitely not Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise.
I think her reticence will largely depend on the offers, and the offers probably won't be that great.
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She already said she is having a girl.
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How can she still look cute when shes so heavily pregnant? Nice 2 c that shes still got normal arms and legs. some women get fat ALL OVER which aint pretty and is alot harder to lose after the birth.
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Hell, she has to sell them to a magazine whether she likes the press or not. She hasn't been working for the past few months except for the staring contest crap. It's big bucks no whammey's - easy money from Cash's 2 minutes of grunting and her 6 hours of pushing it out.
If someone offered money for my baby pics to my parents and I found out they didn't sell them when I got older - I would slap the piss out of them for being jackasses and not taking the money.
If you don't sell them the paps will eventually get the pic regardless. But I don't understand the need to want to see anybodies celeb kids pics by the public.
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Knowing her she will fling the placenta at the paps!
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I hope this mellows her out and makes her less of a heinous bitch monster.
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EEEEEWWWWWW at comment 7!
I could totally see that happening.
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Body is hot.
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I hope she falls from stairs and has a miscarraige.
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OMG THAT LAST COMMENT "SHAUN"
THATS FUCKEN COLD.
TOO FAR MAN.
U WOULDNT SAY THAT SHIT ABOUT UR MUM OR SIS HAVE SOME DAMN RESPECT SON.
ps: this is cute :) most beautiful woman in the worlddddddddd
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@10, Sandra honey, go peddle your pathetic little nasty kitchen somewhere else. This is THE BASTARDLY, not better homes and gardens. We dont give a rats ass about your shithole cabinets. If you want a nicer kitchen, then do what everyone else does and charge it, its the american way.
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She wont sell them, but only because noone cares about her or her bastard child.
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hey, nice classy comment #12 you have offcially moved up from bastard to scumbag son of a bitch.
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JTchicago
Knowing her she will fling the placenta at the paps!
bwwwahhhahahahahahah! you KNOW it!!!!! or maybe she'll think its just "OH, SO special!!!i am jesSUCKA albatross!!!EVERYONE wants my after birth!! so i already have it up for auction on ebay!!! bidding at @grans, but "buy it now" for $11,579!!! lease buy it! i need the money because all my movies make only about a dime or two. maybe thats why all thr HATERS call me becaus ethet THINK i cant act, but i can!and fuck all of you who think im not your dream come true!!! i am polite, sweet, funny, i am absolutly drop dead goregous and you know what? your just jealous of me because im a movie star ( ABORTION of ANY acting "talent" --which she does NOT have. ) jesSUCKA needs to be hit with a mack truck, and then i hope the driver just ignored her, thinking "i think i hit a grizzley bear!"
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SAVVY (Uncertified Bastard)
OMG THAT LAST COMMENT "SHAUN"
THATS FUCKEN COLD.
TOO FAR MAN.
U WOULDNT SAY THAT SHIT ABOUT UR MUM OR SIS HAVE SOME DAMN RESPECT SON.
ps: this is cute :) most beautiful woman in the worlddddddddd
clearly, your a retard. stop worshipping your idol, and tell malkavian i said hi. and how much does jesSUCKA (sucks at everything and sucks FOR anything) pay you to defend her? lol have a glorious day
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