Pregnant Jessica Alba Wears See-Thru Dress To Mr. Chows!
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

For someone who hates the paparazzi so much, why would Jessica Alba...
A) Wear that tight fitting, slightly see-thru dress?
And B) Go to Camera Whore Central, Mr. Chows, for dinner?!
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wow baggy boobs!
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HOLY SHIT!!!!!! what's up with this BITCH!!!!! fuckin' 1 min. then looks like some fuckin' PLYMOUTH BITch!!!!
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All I can say is she better get her body back after the puppy comes out
Not like those hags Christina and Britney
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Her face looks amazing...and the dress is pretty....but what the fuck is up with the tights and the hideous flats?
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pregnancy is such an ugly thing
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d55...I love to agree....But some women really glow when they are pregnant. Jessica's got an anti-glow thing going on though...Wo....ACtually it's like a black hole!! It's sucking me in......
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She looks really haggard and worn out. Definetly not Halley Berry type pregancy!!!
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She's a black hole because it ruined her "career", nobody wants her as a hottie anymore, she's a momma.
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d55 - Pregnancy can be a beautiful thing for some women.
Caite - When some women get to this point in their pregnancy, their feet blow up like balloons and it's all about comfort at this point in regards to footwear.
I think it would be best if Jessica just stayed home and took care of herself at this point, but it's her life.
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she just knows that her body it's not going to be the same after the baby is born, and since her "acting" is well you got the point... she's not going to do much work afterwards, so she is just whoring out the whole pregnancy... trying to get any magazine to offer her a deal for her baby pics.
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Oh, golly gosh my. I saw a photoshopped pic of her where she looked anorexic. What a beauty. She was more hot there than normally. Now she has lost every chance to EVER look that thin. I can't find that photo of her now. What a bummer.
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Mother Nature can be a real bitch Pam.
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ACE - I'm well aware of that, man....I'm just saying why didn't she get something that's at least tasteful looking.
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Caitie - I hear ya, but maybe she can't see her feet and Cash put them on for her. I don't know.
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HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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Note to Jessica: If you keep poking your nipples out like that, you know what will happen? They will FREEZE like that.
Where's that idiot babydaddy of hers? Why is she going out all dressed up without cAss?
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Holy crap, I´d suck all the milk out of them titties! Bitch hasn´t been this hot in years.
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HOLD ON....
Rasheed just said that someone was hot.
Yep....I see flaming meteors...
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Comfy isn't always asthetically pleasing.
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No. My penis is so sad.
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well I agree she certainly doesn't look happy, but I bet she was when they were making it....
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she's starting to look like Pete Burns
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Moooooooo!
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She loses major points for her snarky attitude and disintergrating body.
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I think she looks great, minus the flats but have you ever seen a third trimester pregnant woman try to walk in heels? I hope not!
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I have, this weekend....It's scary...but some do. My wife and I just watch in awe as this 8 month pregnant women pranced around in 4 inch heals.
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At least she's wearing sensible shoes.
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she's about to drop and still looks hotter than 90% of celebrities, damn she's sexy
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She just looks... I'll just leave it at "bad". Her face isn't fat, but it looks different.
Over the past 8 months it looks like she's aged 10 years.
She'll never go back to this:
http://img2.timeinc.net/people/i/2005/gallery/jalba/jalba3.jpg
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Hottest pics EVER. I wonder if she's squirting milk yet.
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Nope, her hottest pic was the one of her looking anorexic. Such beauty.
If anyone knows of it, please lemme know.
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@ McPerv - Regular lowfat cow milk doesn't do it for you, huh?
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d55 stupid cunt, being pregnant is not ulgy, your heart is so hatefuly ugly.
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Hey, @#35, bunny, are you a former BLotD? And I mean not the one d55 is sayin you are :)
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I used to be on here from along time ago. But d55 was such a crazy bitch and giving people a hard time. She complained so much that she got alot of people banned. She doesn't know who Im and Im not going to tell her. I just hate her know it all and hateful attitude
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SHE got people banned?? Why wasn't SHE banned?
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d55 is slutty suck up to men and thinks she is so good looking (I never seen a photo of her).
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#34 hallery, I don't drink cow's milk, that's disgusting. If you wouldn't suck on a cow's tete directly like a baby cow, why drink it from a glass?
Now Jessica's milk, that I could go for. I'm a perv for hot human women, not cows.
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Hey, bunny, you can see a pic of her face on her profile, if you click on a link there, it says: My baby daddy or somethin
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It's under: Bastardly home on her profile
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Pamela, she must think she Adriana Limas long lost sister(if thats a real photo of her.)Bet that why its not a really good head shot(only eyes & nose & mouth)can't she looks like for sure.
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Looking at her photo again she looks cock-eyed and the pun is intended LOL!
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Ya, she looks reall bitchy on that photo. But her comments make me think they are coming from a dead, bitter, lonely ole' gambling broad.
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She was always an ugly looking girl. She had a ton of makeup/photoshop to hide her flaws.
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^"ugly" please she is not ugly you need glasses i think she is a pretty girl but her attitude sucks she should be grateful to be a movie star without any talent.
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lord knows she is real cunty...REAL cunty...
but look at those udders...fucking sweet....
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She looked her very best on that photoshopped anorexic photo. What does that tell y'all??
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McPerv - Thanks for explaining. I see your reasoning! Jessica is way more attractive than any cow!
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^ And McPerv - You rock for loving pregnant women. That is so cool and it separates the men from the boys.
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Thanks, though I think it makes me kind of pervy. Well, I guess my name IS McPerv! I like feminine-looking women, and what's more feminine than a pregnant woman?
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Pregnant women are not sexy first of all those tits are going to sagg. She probably has stretch marks all over her stomach, butt and boobs. Her face is gonna sagg too. On top of it after she has it her vagina's gonna be loose and queefing. Plus her hair will fall out and she already has thin hair. She will be nasty, plus all the spider veins and constipation. And all the gunk that comes out of your vagina when pregnant. Pregnancy destroys a woman.
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omg her tits got fuckin huge.. this girl had no tits before
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@54 are you fucking stupid or a woman hating queer boy with no first hand knowledge of womens bodies.
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Yuck:
Jesus. I'm glad I didn't worry that my wife would be "destroyed" when she had our three kids. Yeah, she got a few stretch marks, but big friggin deal! She's still sexy as hell. She's not "destroyed" in any way. I don't know if you are male or female, but you sound like a real jerk.
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imagine how many times we are going to hear "MILF" once she shits this kid out...it's gonna sound like a fucking broken record...
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Man, she is going to be one hot MILF !!!!!!!!!
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Normally I would find a pregnant woman to be a beautiful thing, especially if she was a hottie before pregnancy, but miss Alba always exudes this really sour attitude, a sort of resentful kind of sour, so I can't find her attractive at all. I've never seen a woman who seems to despise her position of fame and wealth so much...
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McPerv = my new hero.
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#61 I agree. Jessica has always had a bad attitude for the things that made her famous. So now its translated to her preggers and she looks old and bitchy! Pretty much the Jessica Alba everyone knows except when she promoting her movies. Fakeass bitch!
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Boo, you hag, skank! I hope you choke on a chicken bone.
I am only clicking your pics to see if your big, fat, titties are hanging out of your shirt.
If Xtina or Halle were still prego, I would have never clicked on you…. They provide us with the pics we like to see and they even SMILE!
I hope you stay fat after you dump out your innards and never make it into the public eye ever again!
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bunny,
lick my pussy, bitch because clearly, you are all over it and wanna piece of it.
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56,
shut up, you fat bitch...go away, fatso...we dont like your type...and stop trying to make me think you are not the same bitch that is obsessed with me...you did see a pic of me...you are so jealous...what is hilarious is that you think you are hurting me LOL...go get professional help, you low-life...you are so misreable...wipe your tears away before i make you cry some more.
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37,
LMFAO!!!!!!!! i got you banned, huh? I didnt know that. I didnt even do anything.... what does that tell you, bunny the cunt? that I'm loved...Thanks, Moe!!! Maybe, I should do it again!
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38,
shut your ugly ass up, you big headed, walking lollipop freak
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d55 you fucked up cockeyed ego freak whore, shut the fuck up. thats right suck up to the mods again, you low life cunt whore. by the way im not fat.:)
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The one thing pregnancy is good for besides a child is your wife's breast becoming a bit bigger
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For someone who is continuously declaring EVERYTIME she is interviewed " oh, I don't like to wear anyhthing with a hemline too high or show cleavage, and i never try to be sexual or like to show sexuality in any work that i do". but than you choose to do movies like 'Into the blue" swimming in your bikini baring your bottom in most of the film for the world to see. like What the?!HAHA So girls who do like to wear mini skirts and look good in it are you calling them tarts? It's ok to dress like that you know Jessica. It's not what you wear it's how you act. Anyway, congrats on the baby.
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