Rebound Sex-Ready Kelly Brook Bikini Pics From St. Tropez

Photo Credit: BIG PICTURES/bauergriffinonline.

So, is Kelly in search of some high-rolling sugar daddy or what? She recently broke up with American actor Billy Zane (yes, again) and is currently vacationing in St. Tropez. Here's a lil' tidbit about her stay...
Kelly was alone as she took a dip and sunbathed in the French resort. An onlooker said: “She was laughing and smiling. It didn’t look like she missed him.” [The Sun]

It definitely sounds like Kelly's on some high-grade anti-depressants. Good for her!!

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Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 6:10pm
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pic 17 shows how non existant her ass is....rest of her is OK if you can't see the sag of the boobs.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 6:18pm
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you got nonexistant eyes

Thursday, May 28th, 2009 @ 1:08pm
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Give the girl a break! She's white, she won't have an ass. Her breasts are not saggy they are real. and big. That top is made from a unflattering fabric.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 6:33pm
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I agree with you, but some White girls are finally gettin' asses. Fergie, Nelly Furtado, and a lot of those types of chicks are gettin' lil' bubbles. This broad has the classic White girl shape though.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 11:18pm
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Fergie and Nelly Furtado aren't really good examples of "white girls" are they? Fergie is half Anglo and half Mexican, and while Nelly is from Canada, but she's Portuguese, which is sort of white, but sort of not. Kelly Brook, on the other hand, is alllllll English, very much the white girl. I liiiiiiike it, her overall shape is just sooo stare-worthy. Nothing against Fergie or Nelly, but they don't do anything for me at all.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 3:49am
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I'm Portuguese and I can assure you that genetically speaking we're white. Not that there'd be anything wrong if we weren't, mixed people are usually gorgeous (look at Adriana Lima), but the truth is we're pretty much caucasian. In fact, the vast majority of the Portuguese population has rather fair skin, but because of our climate and culture the Portuguese are completely obsessed with becoming tanned.

"Recent books published by geneticists Bryan Sykes, Stephen Oppenheimer and Spencer Wells have argued the large Paleolithic and Mesolithic Iberian influence in the modern day Irish, Welsh and Scottish gene-pool as well as parts of the English. Indeed, Y-chromosome haplogroup R1b (of Paleolithic origin) is the most common haplogroup in practically all of the Iberian peninsula and western Europe. Within the R1b haplogroup there are modal haplotypes. One of the best-characterized of these haplotypes is the Atlantic Modal Haplotype (AMH). This haplotype reaches the highest frequencies in the Iberian Peninsula and in the British Isles. In Iberia it reaches 33% in Portugal."

"Nevertheless, the North African or just African element in modern day Iberians' ancestry is quite trivial when compared to the pre-Islamic ancestral basis, and the Gibraltar Strait seems to have functioned more as a genetic barrier than a bridge."

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 10:22am
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yo fergie is not half mexican shes like an eighth

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 12:05pm
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I'm sorry but I'm white and much thinner than Kelly Brook but I have a much fuller and rounder butt than she has. Being white isn't synonym of having no butt.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 11:56pm
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You're always posting about how great your body is, Omega. Why don't you submit your pics and let us decide?????

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 6:49am
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Hi d55.
I could try to convince you I'm not Omega, because I'm not and I don't even know who he/she is but I know it will be pointless because you just won't believe me.
Anyway, I don't have to post any pictures of my body and let other people decide if my body's great or not because honestly, that would be ridiculous. I'm not one of those weak women with no self-esteem that need to go around the internet looking for other people's approval. That I love myself, mind and body, is all that matters.
Besides, just because I said I had more booty than Kelly Brook you assumed I was saying it was a great booty. Not necessarily. My legs look exactly like Adriana Lima's, right down to the knees, but I'm not particularly happy with them (and I'm a huge fan of Adriana). I've been working on getting them to look more like Kournikova's, now those are some amazing legs.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 10:33am
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I AM NOT d55 so don't blame her. I just see you talking about and comparing your body to an awful lot of other ladies here and it make me wonder about YOUR self esteem. Why would you need to do that unless it was pretty low to begin with? You write like Omega and she had major self esteem issues and would always try to hijack posts and make them about herself. Also, not all of the girls who post pics on this site have self esteem issues, some just do it for shits and giggles.

BTW, Svetlana, you have a lovely ass!

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 7:47pm
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I referred to my own body in four different topics, this one included. I only compared myself to the celebrities in question twice and it was never in a "I'm better than she is" kind of way. For instance, I said my butt was fuller and rounder than Kelly Brook's but I never said it was better that hers, I happen to like small booties. And I didn't say it to attack Kelly Brook but as a reply to the person who said white women have non-existent asses.
My conscience is clear.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 10:30pm
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**YUM***

But I agree, Kells needs to do sum squats and booty bounce routines.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 6:36pm
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A little pasty but I'd get over it.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 6:41pm
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she has a very beautiful smile and hair

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 7:04pm
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Lordy....

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 7:07pm
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Fucking AMAZING!!...she's so damn fine...great way to end this fucking monday!

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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AYYYY!!! Mamacita...pero que mujer tan linda, i buena.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 7:23pm
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she looks like she got a big fat bushboogie in her bikini bottoms

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 7:28pm
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Greatest natural boobs ever!

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 7:52pm
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Not digging her face, but her figure is nice. Great boobs, too.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 8:14pm
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Evidence irrefutable that God is alive and well...

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 8:22pm
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There's no mistaking her for a tranny.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 9:16pm
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hey McGay STFU

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 1:51pm
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That's my girl! Looking sexy as fuck, as always.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 9:29pm
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anon (Uncertified Bastard) is:

a. a jealous fat girl
b. a fag
c. a pimply virgin

Cuz those are not the words of a straight man who's titty fucked a real woman before.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 9:55pm
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Pics 9 and 17-19 = Female perfection. Her torso is so lush and sexy, not too thin. "Lush" is the key word here. I'm sure she'll make some yacht-owning plutocrat's balls very happy.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 10:12pm
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Being sandwiched between Kelly Brook and Kim Kardashian, and then getting snuffed out by their boobs would be a pleasant way to die.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 11:13pm
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1 Bastard Digs This!

She moves further and further up my list.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 11:28pm
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If you're going to be curvy in a not-so-thin kind of way, this is the way to be.

Monday, August 18th, 2008 @ 11:50pm
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She's a great balance of squishy and non-squishy, if that makes any sense.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 3:51am
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Try a side salad.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 12:08am
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If she did squats she would be 5X hotter.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 3:04am
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After so many mannish athletes, it's good to see that!

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 7:45am
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squats do nothing for that dreaded british bum (ask Keeley)...it's just their destiny to be flat assed.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 10:09am
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I'm white, mostly Irish, but I definitely have a butt.. and I posted a pic! I don't know about the British, but plenty of "100%" (as much as that's really possible nowadays) "white" women do have asses. I'm Irish, German, and French.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 12:24pm
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we need to see the proof of your butt again !!

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 1:43pm
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Do you have a sex tape?

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 3:28pm
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Your thighs are a little big for my taste, even if it appears to be due to muscle and not fat, and your waist could be a tad smaller, but overall you have a very nice body.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 4:00pm
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The bikini pic is a little blurry,"BUTT" very hot.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 12:36pm
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it did show up all blurry lol..I'm going to re-upload it; I don't know why that happened. @43--I could be offended but I barely work out and eat plenty these days (I'm beginning training soon so it's my last chance!) so I don't really care haha. no boyfriend has ever complained!

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 5:39pm
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Whatever twig-chaser said your thighs are too big needs to be shot. Do you people have cataracts or somethin'?

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 9:30pm
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I was going to come to your defense, but then I read that you barely work out and eat plenty. B**ch! Just kidding!

You have a very nice figure and your thighs are not big. Goli's right. The twig-chaser should be shot. That was a rude comment to make.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 9:39pm
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I only said they were big for my taste, my taste, not that they were big in general. I also said she had a very nice body. But yeah, I do like twigs, nothing wrong with that. I prefer legs like Miranda Kerr's or Gisele Bundchen's.

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 10:35pm
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she looks as if she belongs in a different era...like 40's 50's she'd be more appreciated during those times

Tuesday, August 19th, 2008 @ 8:14pm
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PERFECTION!!!!! i love you god for creating women..especially one like this one...

Friday, September 12th, 2008 @ 9:06am
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hi how are you

Sunday, October 12th, 2008 @ 9:00am
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