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- Eva Mendes Topless Pictures From Vogue [HollywoodTuna]
- How Can College Students Help Myanmar Cyclone Victims? [CO-ED Magazine]
- Stephanie Seymour’s Got a See Through Dress and Pasties [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Katharine Heigl Wants To Leave Grey’s Anatomy [I'm Not Obsessed]
- It’s Kelly Osbourne in London on Tuesday night! [Celebslam]
- While on the subject of Penguins [those sluts!] [The Bastardly Society]

- Olivia Munn Doesn't Want To Smell You [Complex]
- Dax Shepard is the poor man's Ashton Kutcher [Dlisted]
- Jimmy Kimmel makes an American Idol reject’s dream come true [Seriously? OMG! WTF?]
- Michael Lohan is pissed about Dina’s ‘Top Mom’ award [Cele|bitchy]
- Paris Hilton wants to procreate [The Blemish]

- LSD vs. Alcohol vs. Boom [Flabber]
- Celebrity Butts All Around [CityRag]
- John Mayer is Mr Douchebag [DerekHail]
- Marc Jacobs Just Wants to Party All the Time [Celeb Warship]

- Hottest Celebrity Striptease [Uber]
- Something’s definitely different about Ashlee Simpson [Fatback Media]
- Audrina Patridge in her Low Cut Slutty Jeans [The Grumpiest]
- Christina Ricci Leggy On Leno [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]

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24 Scandalous Comments

I would eat all her mofongo.

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 5:48pm
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I bet her ass tastes like the finest belgian chocolate.

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 5:52pm
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Of course she's hot, you redneck.
She is Boricua!
Viva Puerto Rico!

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 5:57pm
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Smokin.
Love watching her on Without a Trace.

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 6:05pm
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It's been said but damn she's looking good here and just about everywhere else.

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 6:21pm
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A man has to be in great physical shape to hit that.

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 6:34pm
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Isn't she really Dirty Sanchez

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 7:00pm
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Not that into her face, but I'd be bold-faced LYING if I said I didn't think she has one of the most amazing figures I've ever seen.

SO JEALOUS RIGHT NOW!!

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 7:07pm
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The only good thing about BOAT TRIP, she is so fine!

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 7:15pm
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WHAT A BODY,PERFECT MID SECTION, I GOTTA BONER WHERES MY POODLE?

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 7:22pm
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damn...i guess i will be the first to say i think her face is ugly, esp that nose...but her hair is so damn perfect and hot

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 8:45pm
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HOLY SHIT her body is so nice

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 11:45pm
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Now those are serious curves...drooling.

Thursday, May 8th, 2008 @ 11:55pm
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The nose is funky, but everything else is perfect! 9.5/10

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 12:51am
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Those legs and that waist are a man's dream.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 6:59am
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The original clit nose. However her body makes up for it. Nice legs.

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 7:19am
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ladies and gentlemen thats what you call a fucking women....oh yeahhhhhhhhh

Friday, May 9th, 2008 @ 11:01am
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Beware any of the bastardly sponsored links. Some are sketchy!

Saturday, May 10th, 2008 @ 3:16am
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