Russell Simmons Took His Latest Sex Toy To Miami Beach!
Monday, December 8th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: Bauer-GriffinWe recently posted Russell Simmons with Jaslene Gonzalez and it'd been reported that he's been dating Porschla Coleman. Honestly, I have no idea who the fuck this chick is. Either way, Russell is doing himself some good by going after young pieces of ass... looks like he's got a minuimum 20 years age difference requirement. Good job Russell!
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tight package but obviously no brain
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When I get to be Russell's age, I will sprinkle Viagra on my yogurt to get a hot piece of ass like this "woman." She does look very, very young. Hats of to Mr. Simmons.
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It's good to have money.
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Lucky bastard.
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NOW THE QUESTION IS IF HE WAS A BROKE NIGGA WOULD THIS BITCH STILL BE WITH HIM????
we all knows the answer to that one..........
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It must be love *sarcasm off*
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Men are disgusting pigs. I know when I'm old I'll never want to be with a 20 year old, especially if I'll have sons of my own close to that age.
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To say men are disgusting pigs based on this scenario, would be like saying women are gold digging whores, which I don't believe is true.
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Cheeky little monkeys.
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Yes we are. I am 60yo and I would love to have a piece of that chocolate, and wouldn't care at all what my daughter would think.
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good for him, he got rid of that pig of a wife and traded up.
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Amen
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She's cute, I know he's pretty fucking rich but still... eeeww.
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Never know, she MIGHT like him... seen worse looking sugar daddies on this site. She pretty cute though. If she IS a gold digger, hopefully he's smart enough to not marry another one.
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Have you ever seen this kind of disparity in appearance when the dude isn't rich?
If he went bankrupt she'd be out of there. And if she lost her hot looks he'd dump her.
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Not much in the tit dept, but I'd tap her
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brotha is livin' life!
rock on, Russ!
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Hey, I'm not judging. Props to RS.
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JASLENE IS A FUCKIG UGLY BITCH. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
JASLENE IS A FUCKING FUGLY CUNT. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
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i thought with the supply and demand business plan... that black men and asian girls had an amicable agreement...
i guess that is another stereotype that doesn't work when money is involved...
ps: i wouldn't but kimora lee for a night much less a family...
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^i would butt her... not buy her
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That's not Jasalene Gonzalez, that's someone better looking.
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what happend to porschla coleman? Guess he got tired of her, too bad
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That's Katie Rost not Jasalene. She looks young, but she's in her late 20's.
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Proof that filthy WHORES aren't ugly - she's SMOKING HOT
I don't know what she sees in him in a bathing suit - she can't see his wallet
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With the riches this guy has, he should at least be able to pull hotter chicks than me, but he can't..... and I only make about 130k.
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