Sara Stokes Celebrates Playboy Cover in Las Vegas
Monday, August 18th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

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If this is what passes for a Playmate these days, then consider Playboy irrelevant and on life support. I can find a hotter girl on the web, naked, in less than a minute. Sara Stoked would be hot if she was a local news anchor, I guess, but as an example of female pulchritude, I say, no thank you, sir, and good day.
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I agree with #1. Shes a cute girl but I dont see how she is Playboy cover material.
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This woman should not be in Playboy, because she is way too hot and classy looking for Playboy. If she's 100% real, she is just about perfect in my eyes. Too gorgeous for Hugh and his shitty magazine.
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well i'd hit it. looking kinda sexy, in a non-playboy way (which is a good thing).
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Not a blonde and not a bimbo! Hmmmmm! Did Hef die and leave Playboy in better hands? Too bad they will probably airbrush the hell out of her!
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I have nothing bad to say about her (except clear shoes suck), or the wonderful publication know as Playboy. Many people are gay guys faking
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She is beautiful in the Playboy 'Airbrushed' and 'Photoshopped' issue. You boys have nothing to worry about. The real person vs the enhanced one in the magazine are the same people.
Hey, if Playboy can make Pamela Anderson look 20ish in every issue, they can make anyone look wonderfully attractive.
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I like.
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I don't think she's ugly. Would probably hit it.
But I really don't know who she is. Is she a model or actress or singer or what? (Google didn't produce anything conclusive.)
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Would PROBABLY hit it #9!? Who are you trying to kid? Most of you losers would never get any where NEAR a girl as hot as this! 'Probably' indeed.
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You're right. Most of us losers are stuck with pigs like you.
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hahahha.... whahahahah (SIGH!!!) haha... ha... huh. brilliant comeback.
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Who, and why?
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She rly reminds me of Jennifer Garner. Shes a beauty, but not playboy!! For fucks sake let playboy have all the sluts not her!
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She's hot. Thumbs up for the lack of bolt-ons which is really rare in Playboy.
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fucking hot. Her boobs look yummy
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not bad
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This is the kinda chick playboy needs to be back on top.
They need to feature chicks that go on to be famous too, ala Pamela Anderson.
And most of all they need to stop the ridiculous photoshop jobs.
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classy, so I would treat this bitch with respect. i treat all women with respect unless they do not deserve my respect. Sara deserves respect and is a lady. what's with the glass shoes?
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classy? respect? lady? yeah, i am pretty sure any woman who poses butt naked for a magazine like playboy is familiar with all those 3 words you mentioned
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i just think she looks like a classy woman and i think women can be photographed naked in a classy and respectful way. a woman's body is like art.
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it is so easy to fool guys these days...a girl is classy and a lady on the inside, not because she wears a dress below the knee...if that was the case, any skank would be classy in a second...having said that, i wear very skimpy stuff when i go out to a club and am sure every guy assumes i am a skank because of it haha
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