Sarah Jessica Parker @ 2008 MTV Movie Awards
Monday, June 2nd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COM‘Sex and the City’ Leads Weekend Box Office
“Sex and the City” and its legion of female fans over the weekend gave Hollywood exactly what it needs to survive an uncertain summer movie season: an unconventional hit.
The romantic comedy, based on HBO’s long-running television series of the same name, unexpectedly overtook the latest “Indiana Jones” movie at the domestic box office, bringing in an estimated $55.7 million since opening with midnight shows on Thursday, according to Warner Brothers., which released the film. NY Times
























Fuck the brown bag. Body bag this bitch!
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She's looking more and more like Cousin It every day.
Those may be the worse shoes ever, I think Tonya Harding is missing a pair of skates.
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A truly UGLY woman.
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DAMN Jackson !!!!!!!!!!!!!!
amen ACE
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Eurgh. I just had a flashback to the first time I saw Twisted Sister. I think at this stage in her career I'd rather fuck Dee Snider, and trust me, I like women.
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who would wear those shoes with a dress like that? so wrong on two levels: black dress with white shoes?...an elegant dress with sporty shoes?..and no, the bag is not excessive...it's justified...that dress is clearly screaming for some black pumps...nice hour glass figure on the last page, though
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*barfs*
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Fugly: Noun. To cause excessive barfing.
Causes burning of the retinas.
Sarah Jessica Parker
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Damnnnn.. Wowzersssssss
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she looks GREAT! i LOOOOOOOOOVE sarah jessica. i used to think she was a baboon face before i started watching sex and the city and her movies, but she has really grown on me. she is an amazing actress, has fabulous style (i love her little white ankle boots, very retro with that dress), is effing loaded, and always has great hair. SJP is amazing! so all you haters can suck it cause she is beautiful inside and out!
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i have to say... she has a nice body!! good eye d55, her body looks hot on page 4.
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Maybe she's a great actress, I wouldn't know. She hasn't made a film in a zillion years that I've had any interest in seeing. However, we here at the bastardly are of a superficial ilk. That said, she is ugly. Flat out ugly.
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The woman is HOT!!!
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Pic #2 scared the hell out of me, bitch be so fugly it´s shocking! LOL @ GoliHOMO.
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Thats too funny.. looks like Cousin It.
You know I never got the perceived attractiveness of this broad... a body bag MIGHT JUST DO IT, but I would suggest full out incineration
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She's a good actress.
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I was hoping this movie would bomb so we wouldn't have to see any of these old bags again, but they'll probably make a second movie given the success of this one.
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she looks like my teacher
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Don't start anything I'll have to finish, Rashit.
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she is so pretty! she's going to be remembered forever as a style icon. bow down bitches!
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Man what a waste. GREAT hair, GREAT body, F'D up face.
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Don't be so hard with Sarah. She used to have a great body. Yes, she got saggy boobs today, and looks like her veins are going to explode at any moment, and her horse face is getting worse and worse every second... but else than that, she is a great looking woman!
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Eveything looks in place. White with black tho is kinda Meh. She should have been sportin those shoes Charleze was wearing.
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I would be scared to touch her. She looks like a witch.
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Repulsive.
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Bossy is right, I love the hair and the body, but she is just plain ugly. I do feel sorry for her though- it mustn't be pleasant to know that the whole world finds you grotesque.
Now imagine what she looks like without 4 hours in hair and make-up!
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I thought she was pretty when she was younger but she is NOT aging welling at all
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Damn,Damn,Damn....was this thing ever hot?
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10,
how can you get mad at us now when you just admitted to having found her a baboon face before she grew on you? hahaha how does that make sense? if anything, you should feel empathy for us as you've been where we've been
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loving SJP's hourglass body and the cute boots. she's old but she looks great! well except for her face
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OMG. This was harsh.
Btw, the shoes don't match at all.
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great body k not that pritty but shes so nice and kool and has sex appeal maxuim the fuckers unseiest woman alive thats fucked im neva buyin that mag again
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