Scarlett Johansson Does December, 2008 Allure Magazine
Friday, December 5th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

Ahead of "The Spirit" movie release on Christmas Day, Scarlett hopes to be plastered all over the Internet, print media & billboards across the nation. Let's just say that she's doing a great job in keeping herself busy w/ "Spirit" promotional events (see here & here & here & here).
In the December issue of Allure, Scarlett discusses her bullshit dispute w/ Lindsay Lohan. Read about that & everything else in the issue at Us Magazine.

























She's hot. She could use a tan, but that's it. Not much to improve on.
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Not usually a fan of hers, but she looks good here.
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I love Scarlett, I think she has a real presence on screen and is a very good actress but she is not a classic beauty. She's very sexy, there's no doubt about that, but her face is average and her body is not incredible.
If she was a regular college girl working at Starbucks, no one would even notice her.
P.S.: There's a girl who works at the Starbucks near my house who is hotter than Adriana Lima & Jessica Alba combined... life is not fair.
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Scarlett is just lovely.
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that first picture is delicious. I don't think she needs a tan either, blondes need to be careful with tans because they always risk looking massively orange. Plus it always looks weird when their tan is darker than their hair.
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Pic 2 - Bruised knees .... that's classy. When you look like a whore but the picture is in blk and wht then it's called art.
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first pic made me fall in love with this chica again
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There is something off with her, her face often looks weird.
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She's a bitch that looks nice when photographers set her up to look hot- but this time they got the wrong theme and the wrong idea-not turned on
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That's a lot of photoshopping on her legs...they're not that slim.
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P.S. worst tattoo ever. Remember when everyone thought it was a stunt for Ashton's new show? Yeah, too bad it wasn't.
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I love Scarlett Johansson. She is near Perfect to me & I don't think she needs a tan, her skin is flawless as is
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she's a fucking cheerleader
and i'm really tired of her act
a couple lecherous directors get a hardon over her milky white skin and big tits and all of the sudden she's
Lauren Bacall?
give me a fucking break
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I roffled at pic 3...really not that flattering, looks like she's either missing a chromosome or is stoned from smoking too much crack, although its a beautiful kimono, probably where shes hiding the crack pipe...am i right??!
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SCARLETT IS A FUCKING WHORE. SCARLETT IS A FUCKING CUNT. SCARLETT IS A FUCKING BITCH. SCARLETT IS A FUCKING SLUT. I HOPE SHE GETS GANG RAPED AND DIE FROM AIDS,LIKE SHE FUCKING DESERVES. I FUCKING HATE SCARLETT.
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Way over rated. Go to Norway, you see gals hotter than her making you fries at McDonalds...seriously!
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boring what happened to you SCARlett
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Love her.
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This girl used to be so ugly, what has she done, not sure but she looks better all the time, very nice
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Truth is, she's an ordinary looking girl that looks hot only when done up to the max and shot by a pro. She does have an above average body though, I love the fact that she is thin but has curves just like me.
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you're right. scarlett is that pretty girl in every high school in the country (remember her from your own high school). The girl that's slightly above plain-looking but has nice tits and if you add some makeup, she's "hot".
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I agree 100%
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She be lookin' like a nerd here. That is all.
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This shoot looks like a girl playing dress-up in the backyard of some dead american town... Scarlett is about the ~tits~ and some flesh.. anything else is a waste of time!
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Shes not the greatest ever and yea she can be really over rated at times but shes looking rather hot in this set
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her knees look like tits
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Holy oober photo shop Batman!!
didnt even recognise her at all!
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this fucking bitch needs her legs felt up licked up and down and all around
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I love the look.
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