Selena Gomez Brings The Afternoon Links!
Thursday, September 18th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Jackson
- Audrina Patridge Breaks In A New Tank Top [HollywoodTuna]
- The 100 Hottest Hand-Bras of All-Time [CO-ED Magazine]
- Janet Jackson Makes Some Dude Cum Himself [Drunken Stepfather, NSFW]
- Victoria Beckham's Fall Beauty Picks [I'm Not Obsessed]
- Britney’s being pushed too hard [Celebslam]
- Who’s The Second Hottest Danity Kane Member? [Complex]
- Nicole Richie Dumps Joel Madden [Yeeeah!]
- R. Kelly Does it For the Kids [Derek Hail]
- Hilary Swank went to the hospital [The Blemish]
- ANTM: The Gold Fairy Of Crazy [Dlisted]
- Warlords: Heroes [Flabber]
- Spinoffs For All The Girls Next Door Girls [Celeb Parasite]
- Coyotes kill two of Paris Hilton’s dogs [Cele|bitchy]
- Obama's Plan For The Economy [The Bastardly Society]
- Hottest Female Celebrity Nerds [Unibrow]
- Danielle Lloyd Bikini Pictures [The Grumpiest]
- Anne Hathaway Almost Hits One Home [Popoholic]
- Are you a Bastardly Lady of the Day? [The Bastardly]
And of course...
Mannnn...such a cutie.. when I see that cute face just makes me wanna stick a pacifier in her mouth....
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I'll stick something in her mouth....
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I would like to give her a brown necktie.
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to the above *men are pigs* ...anway looking at her face i can easily see her future in her 40s..she`ll fade out easily
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oink oink....
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#1 hottest jailbait girl? thats so very cutie!!!
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2 things
1. Don't you hope if you have a kid they look that cute :p
2. Is her zipper open or just weird... I hate it when my pants punch up and make it look suspicious... if you have an idea what i mean ...
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I thought the shirt was gonna say "being a whore'. Isn't she due for some nudity or nip-slip soon?
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WTF is this? Bitch looks like any 12 year old walking though the halls in Jr High. Cute perhaps, but if you think this is hot and you're older than 16 or 17, you have major pedophile issues.
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uuumm, you cute little troll doll. and sounds like what? it sounds like i'll bite you on your cute little hairy little buttocks.
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Selena is currently the tastiest jailbait on Earth! First, I get my big fucking cock fully erect as I teach my Disney girl how to sloppily slurp and suck on a dick. Then I show her how good it feels getting your genitals licked as I tongue fuck her sweet pussy and dirty poopchute. Now it's time for penetration, but not in the pussy, I don't want my fuckdoll Selena pregnant! After easing my rectum spreader into Selena's underaged virgin asshole! As Her tight sphincter clenchs my cock, realize that I am sodomizing the hottest jailbait their is! I bring my tool to her face to nut and surprisingly Selena grabs the stinky shitstick and sucks her assjuice off as I fire about a dozen squirts of my lust down her throat! Don't tell me how her head's to big, that she's too thin or how she looks 12. When a girl takes an 8" cock in her shitter,and enjoys it like Selena does, she's a filthy anal whore!
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Pt.1"Meat Reaming" Today Selena meets my man Reemer and his lengthy, black horsecock for the first time. My dick's super thick and baby's butthole luvs the stretch, but(t) his nearly footlong's gonna boldly go where no cock has gone before. ...... Into her colon!
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Reemer wags his anaconda in her face and Selena spits on it and sucks his cock to full erection. I go straight for her ass, spread her creamy white cheeks and scope out Selena's big shithole gapin' for an anal rapin'. I spank Selena's ass hard, giving her the hot, red butt mounds i luv to fuck. Reemer slides his hugely hung cock 'tween her full, pouty lips and fucks her sweet, slutty dollface 'til she's drooling and slobbering on his throat gagger. Selena's superb shithole opens wide and farts for me as her squishy shitter coats my cock in assjuice. ...
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I sodomize Selena with lusty glee then take her tits in my hands and manhandle them. Sucking on her big, brown areola, i bite her lil nips, making 'em hard. I pull my prick from Selena's asshole with a loud POP, take it to her tits and rub them with my slick, shitass dick 'til they glisten. Holding her hands in mine, we squeeze her boobs on my cock and i enjoy some rough & raw, slap happy, tit fucking action.
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Me and Reemer jerk our enormous dicks as she looks at them, then she grabs 1 in each hand and slaps herself silly with over 20 inches of man meat. Now her fucking asshole is gonna get the fucking it deserves as Reemer's long, sodomy lovin' horsecock stretches Selena's slutgirl shithole out for its deepest fucking yet!
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Pt.2"Reaming Selena" "HORNY KIDDIE FUCKING BASTARDS!........GOD! YOUR COCK'S SOOOOO FUCKIN' BIG!!" Selena screams as Reemer buries his prick balls deep in her bottomless bunghole. As Selena sucks on my nut sac, i stroke my dick on her sultry babyface and watch in awe as she wiggles her lil ass for Reemer while he snakes that ginormous cock in & out and in & out of Selena's spacious shitter. I stick my dick in her wet, hot cunt and our megacocks savagely DP her, making the bitch yowl with lust, just like the anal craving sow she is!
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Reemer perspires profusely, turning Selena's heinie red & shiny as he sates his filthy anal desires, buggering a teen girl's smokin' hot, sweaty shithole. He feeds his stanky, crap coated cock to her mouth for a tongue swabbing as i pin her long, lean legs back and ram my buttplug into Selena's cock accommodating pooper. While she licks the sweat off his swollen balls, I pull her big feet to my mouth. My tongue licks 'tween her toes and sucks on the pretty, polished lil piggies 'til they're spit shiny.
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My cornholin' cock keeps stirring the shit in Selena's splendiferous asscave when i feel an oncoming orgasmic rush from the depths of my debauched lust. Reemer's cum cannon goes off in Selena's sexy face, firing jizz bombs that go SPLAT! as they find their target.
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I unleash a torrent of nut butter up Selena's asshole, pumping the gooey cum in that fucker kinda the way you fill a gas tank. I encourage my baby as she poops the icky cumshit on a plate, grunting & farting out every bit she can from her infamous anus! "WOW! LOOK AT ALL THAT!!" Selena exalts before devouring the smelly, asshole slop down her cum craving gullet. Me and Reemer spurt our final cumdrops in her mouth, dickslap Selena's long tongue and spank her ass goodbye..... For now!
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Is that scandalous enough?
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Is that scandalous enough?
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