Breaking News! Selena Gomez Shops @ Target!
Tuesday, August 12th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Selena Gomez and Nick Jonas Accidentally Admit to DatingSelena Gomez, speaking with Twist magazine, stated, "While we were slow dancing, my crush and I had our first kiss. I said, 'I don't kiss on the first date.' Then he said, "Well, I never really play by the rules."
Then Nick Jonas told his story to Girl’s Life magazine. Said Jonas, “On one date, the girl said to me, 'I don't kiss on the first date.' So I said, 'I don't follow the rules.' Ooooh! It was so good!"
We have to say, Nick Jonas, we didn’t know you had it in you. Then again, Miley Cyrus is obviously a closeted wild child, so anyone who was able to keep her attention for two years must have some hidden tricks up his sleeve. We wonder if Nick’s older brothers taught him the old, “I don’t follow the rules” line. Source
Very yummy jailbait.
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she looks 11..not cool
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Hansen: What's in the bag?
Pedo: My Cat.
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Hahahahaha!
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Chris: You're naked, there's a 14-year old girl, you're chasing a cat around, you've got COOL WHIP, and you want this girl to do a sex act with the cat. Is that accurate?
crazytrini85: Yes
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I'm surprised the Target allowed the paps to follow her inside. They don't allow really anything else to happen in and around their stores (solicitors and the like).
Oh, and thinking this child is hot is creepy.
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Unlike some jailbait (oh Taylor Mormeson comes to mind) she looks like a 14-15yr old.
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target? aren't girls this age supposed to camp outside of hot topic 24/7?
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on pic 2 she looks like rachel weisz daughter its crazy
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Miley is 10 time hotter. Please reserve my seat on the bus to hell now.
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u need the big bus to the mental ward if u think miley is 10 times hotter
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Nick is one smooth dude... maybe more of a dude who gets what he want at any cost... but hell most people do... that line though sounded like he ripped off James bond though
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cutie
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DOOM WOULD SAY SHE IS A CUTIE ALSO ! PROBABLY GROW UP TO BE A HEART BREAKER
DOOM IS MASTER OF THE WORLD
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she's buying a mitchie doll from camp rock. mitchie was played by demi lavato aka selena's bff. not that i know that kinda stuff. anyways selena is so cool.
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I'd totally commit statutory on that, then I'd wipe the blood off my dick on her teddy bear.
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dude, you do know you're legally considered as a potential pedophile, right? I mean, if your ass got reported right now, you could be in serious trouble...you do know that, right?
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When Britney Spears was underage things far worse than that were said about her and I don't think anyone went to prison for it, and I think that most people could see that it was said out of humor, sick humor, but humor all the same.
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what you said goes beyond sick humor...it is fucking disturbing...not only are you saying you'd do her, you're painting a disgusting picture saying you'd wipe her blood (i am assuming the blood that comes out of her vagina or her ass after you ram it) on her teddy bear...only a true pedophile could paint his fantasies this vividly...if i tried to be a sick bastard just for the fun of it, i couldnt have come up with what you said in my wildest dreams...the college chicks on your campus aint giving you a second look or what? try fat chicks before you start doing minors
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My god! You are taking it way too seriously! I've never fucked a kid, never will! In fact the "blood" part didn't even come from my own imagination, it was the "punch-line" to a "joke" some guy told me back in high school, it went something like "how do you piss-off an 8-year-old...?" My point is I only made that comment to get a rise out of people like you and make you say "EEWWW GROSS!!!" and well it worked didn't it?
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Do not worry I like "Two Girls, One Cup" video look it up. Im just a big slutty turk whore d55!
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shut up, you walking lollipop bitch...everybody has seen the 2g1cup video...that thing was like national news...what hole have you been living in? even family guy made a segment about it...lol...damn loser
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blah blah blah...yeah right...you said it to make people say, "eww" and that you accomplished...good one...why did you remove your pic from your profile then?
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please knock off with this trash talking, if you wanna do that, do it to a california officer
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Because I'm not Pam you stupid slutty turk whore d55. Now go sell your slut turk whore "dresses?" on Ebay or you too busy watching sick lesbo shit porn.
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she's just a little kid....lets wait a few more years.
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miley is freakin ugly compared to this girl.
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Ohhh she got that scarf and those pants from wetseal...
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too young to drive, but not too young to ride... my cock
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I agree what Doug said was disgusting it wasn't even funny! And Britney Spears was 16 when she came out she was only 2 years away from her adult hood. Probably less than that.
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eh, lol, don't give a crap if she looks like 11, and shes 16 u assholes, i meet 11 years old, im supervisior too
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old enough to pee, old enough for me!
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i love the way she always wears sandals
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pic 2 is hilarious. i just realized that she's looking at demi's camp rock action figure.
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