Selena Gomez @ Spring 2009 Mercedes-Benz Fashion Week
Friday, October 17th, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Selena Gomez: 'Let Shia Know I'm Available'Despite rumors she's dating Nick Jonas, Selena Gomez says she is single and has a crush on Shia LaBeouf. The 16-year-old star of the Disney Channel show Wizards of Waverly Place said, "Let Shia know I'm available," at a red carpet event for the St. Jude Children's Hospital Runway For Life benefit, according to E! Online. Source
She is cute, looks innocent, hope it lasts.
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I hope it doesnt
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LMAO! It will... keep reading these posts below, it gets funny then nasty then perverted then funny again. :)
Oh, and she's a kid. Nuff said.
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This girl is the most beautiful I've ever seen or ever will. She haunts me in my days and in my dreams and I can't rid myself of her presence.
You see, I can't get an erection from her image, even with stimulus. She is too perfect, too pristine. To conduct such a lewd, base act with her as inspiration...it is unfathomable. And so I am unable.
You know how you can lose interest in a girl after you've busted your nut to her? It's as if the entirety of your desire, the whole of your lust and passion for the girl, was contained in those few milliliters of protein. Perhaps the sock they now occupy is enchanted with her, but their expulsion from you has rid you completely of her enthralling effect. Now she's just another stupid bitch.
It's like that with me and this girl. She holds me captive, makes me ache, makes me crazy. And I can't rid myself of her because I can't get an erection and expel her essence via my spunk.
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You might want to go see a therapist for that – not just because of what you said but that fact you said it outloud.
I heard that’s how Dahmer & Bundy got started – that’s all.
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shut yo black ass up!
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Oxymoron @ it's best - "shut yo black ass up" while you talk using Ebonics... you might have to google that to understand.
I would tell you to shut up but being that my nuts are in your mouth no need 2... Like M&M's they melt in your mouth not in your hands now give them back!
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wtf .... i guess we'll see you on some A&E crime show in a few years
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She consumes my mind too! she is my fucking favorite bitch! i wanna cum and just have her acknowledge in some way that all my cum is for her! That's all I want her to know, that my cum is for her and if she wants it, its hers. I'll give it to her any way she wants it, even if she wants to reverse roles and give it to me in the ass with a strapon. Fuck bitch i'd love that!
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Might as well fuck this little spic whore!
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Stop being a scared sissy and remove both the uncertified account & also the two A's and replace them with K's but like your sexuality you want to remain in the closet with R. Kelly.
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ah, look a funny looking nigger made a joke, thats one funny nigger, be happy, your little nigger friend will be our little whipping boy in the white house
you stupid nigger
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WOW.......... bitch slap
BoneCrusher - 1
(Uncertified Bastard) - 0
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Why don't you write that zero on your bald as head white trash faggot.
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You better hurry up and get all your insults in... Aint the library about to close?????
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hihi, yeah go home and play with your legos, you retard
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well someone wants to be barbie, except you just don't have all the plastic yet, you remind me more of chucky
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dont change the fact that u just got BITCH SLAPPED
now THAT was funny
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don't change the fact I slapped your bitch
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it that it....... you mean ive been anxiously waiting for this? is this the best you can do. id bet, where you come from, the cows back up to the stump when they hear the screen door slam shut.
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Sugar, you're just like those damn lego commercials & the box. Talk a good game about all that you can do and be done with but when it comes down its just some 2 cent plastic blocks and needs someone else with an imagination to make it something.
With that said 2 Cent Block Zackery here's one of the Princesses Barbies - I know you will be more creative with it... Okay fine and a Ken to and the corvette... Varoom Varoom ...
Burn the road up Trick!
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uuumm. nice pics. now, come here you little cocksucker.
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I'd slame her tight pussy the first chance that I got, and I would fuck her until she begged me to stop. I would then bust my nut all over her pretty face and have her swallow my cock!
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Shia LeBeouf?! girls love this guy! funny right?!
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She always looks like a little girl who got lost in mommy's closet and makeup counter.
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"Let Shia know I'm available." - That's jailbait entrapment!
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... i hope she is somewhat growing a figure... unless she is meant for a Kiera Knightley figure
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Sorry, not interested in little kids. Call me when she's 20. At 20 you can tell if a girl will be hot for a long time. 20 is the true test of a good body/skin/looks.
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Selena Gomez: 'Let Shia Know I'm Available'
She also said: 'Mickey Mouse's sperm tastes like cotton candy.'
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Ugly. Looks like a chipmunk. All her features are scrunched up in the middle of her chubby face.
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Looks like a child next to the ever so hotter Vanessa
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i'd like to buy her a peanut buster parfait at DQ... then maybe swing by target and let her pick out a bratz doll...
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YOu guys are weird, and she's cute
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u guys are too fucking wierd... shes very cute, and i may warned myself, cause some of my friends are jailbait... so im pretty fine myself, than being so fucking wierd, thats just fucked up!
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So after reading what you wrote 10 times already and still not understanding what the F+ck you were saying – I’ve decided to pray for the school systems of San Diego County. Yes, pray because when they took that, (prayer), out of your schooling system they also to all the teachers and school books with it.
Now if by some chance you are new to the English language and forming complete thoughts and sentences my advice to you is not to use Google or Sarah Palin for any future translations.
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'also took all the teachers and school books with it.'
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Wow, talk about the pot calling the kettle black. You write at about a 9th or 10th-grade level. I should know: I'm a high school teacher. I hope no school system graduated you from high school with your communication skills. For my own peace of mind I will not even consider the possibility you were admitted to a college or university.
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Well Whitney Houston first off I hope you weren’t bragging about the being a teacher and I say that on so many levels! But If I wanted to be a nobody & surf the web correcting grammar I would have your job… Thank the Lord I did graduate and make something of myself so I can spend my free time making fun of sh!t on the web.
Coherent Statement – check it dumba$$ - which was my reference. Not grammar or punctuation.
But if you want to pull rank and credentials… Pat I’d like to take the category ACC schools for 500… Known as the Wahoos which are also a fish that can drink twice its weight in water…
Now take that school voucher and shove it up ur a$$ McCain.
PS. your sentence structure is awful which is why you teach high school SPECIAL ED and not college ENWR.
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Oh my god, surely you must be joking. I was not only referring to your atrocious grammar and punctuation, but the laughable nature of your thoughts and the general incoherence of your writing. All your posts are a repulsive morass of convoluted thinking, mangled idioms, and botched cultural references. Pat? As in Pat Sajak? I think you mean Alex, moron.
As for you going to UVA, that truly appalls me. I mean truly. You blacks like to think you have it harder than everyone when in actuality society has lowered the bar for you so significantly that it's almost impossible to fail. Your schools are full of nearly illiterate children, allowed to pass lest failing them would cause them to drop out. The workplace is full of incompetent, surly, disgruntled blacks who should be fired but are kept on only for fear that they sue for wrongful termination. It's really quite sad as such a system is productive for no one. We expect nothing of blacks and thus we get nothing from blacks. And you're a perfect example.
I'm honestly aghast that you went to UVA, let alone graduated (if indeed you did). I would not pass you from a 12th grade English class.
As for credentials -- you really, really don't want to go there with me. Your University is a joke compared to the one I graduated from. It's a preschool compared to the school where I received my Master's degree. Wealth? You undoubtedly wear the sum total of your earnings around your neck, in your ears, and as adornments for a Cadillac you can't truly afford. I can certainly match your measly material possessions. I teach because I choose to, not because I'm forced to. My own writing? If you consider it poor I can only take that as a compliment. Besides, others must disagree with you since I've had papers published.
But please, if it makes you feel good, continue to delude yourself like your people are so apt to do.
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As I said you summed up the state of education by revealing your thoughts and pointing out you're a teacher.
Man, I can’t wait for Obama to but some chrome rims and hydraulics on the presidential limo and using especially your tax dollars. Maybe he can increase welfare so that Tron and the rest of us can pool our money and buy this broke ass country. But you need not worry cause there will always be a special place for you… here in my pocket as my B!tch.
So like Paris did her last VD scan… I will do with you… ignore… I know you’ll still be around and pass your vile thoughts but scratching you is just making you more a pain in the ass.
Now I’m going to leave cause ‘you done run me off masta’… and eat a turkey ‘samwhich’, drink a 40 and have sex with a White woman. Holla
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san diego county meant, he likes fucking jailbaits as cute an hot, probably he doesn't like wierd people, not a person to mess with buddy
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I've never heard that term & I knew a chick who was a probie there but it is similar to when we refer to people as 'from Jackson' here. (as in Jackson, MS where the nut-house is)
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what's with the tiny face?
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Awwww...looks so cute...and innocent. I wonder how that will last...
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My mom just put my penis in her mouth and i shot my white trailer trash cum all over her whore face.
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Someone needs to take you out with a Barrett M107. Death is your only answer.
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So that little slut is available and on the market. Well well well, she is already legal in most countries anyway.
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As Selena hungrily deep throats my cock to its full 81/2" length, I lustily tongue fuck her tight teenaged asshole preparing my Disney dreamgirl's dirthole for an illicit act of salacious sodomy. Selena screams with glee as I impale her precious lil' poopchute onto my thick buttplug. My manhood feels so fucking good, stretching out the sphincter of Selena's underaged anus. With the cum boiling in my nut sac, I bring my stinky shitstick up to my baby's dollface and coat her with spurt after spurt of steaming splooge! Selena's transformation from sweet,innocent kid to anal sex goddess is completed as she cleans my cock in her mouth giving herself a "dirty sanchez" as she looks in my eyes with raging lust! This girl was born for porn!
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you are insane
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I would suck this princesses intestines out through her sweet teenage asshole
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You guys are dirty, disgusting PERVERTS!! I HATE YOU, HATE YOU, HATE YOU!! ............................. Now, STICK YOUR TONGUE IN MY ASSHOLE!!!!
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