Selena Gomez @ "Tinker Bell" DVD Premiere

Ultra-cute (no sex sense... like a puppy or teddy bear :P ).

She is the whitest Mexican I've ever seen. Look for her in Playboy around 2011.

You need to stop making threads about this girl. I am not coping well with the constant reminders of her beauty.

Because of her I started drinking again last night. I got pretty damn liquored up and challenged my neighbor to a pantless race around the block. He's a pussy and refused so I became belligerent with him. He responded by threatening to call the cops. I then proceeded to stage a mock military funeral on my lawn for the unknown pantless soldier, complete with rifle salute and taps. This all made perfect sense to my inebriated logic of the time.

My wife dragged me off the lawn in the early hours and got me ready for work. She's such a wonderful woman.

But my kempt attire and hygiene belied my distraught, vulnerable emotional state. When I got to work I opened up this site and stumbled upon the thread featuring Carla Gugino. I thought I must have driven through a temporal rift on my way to work and landed 20 years in the future. Carla looks just like a 20-year-older version of this girl.

I was in no condition to deal with such a traumatic phenomenon and I began sobbing openly. My boss heard my wailing and came to ask me what my problem was. I didn't want to tell him the truth, the truth that I have developed an unhealthy infatuation with a 16-year old who looks like a 12-year old who I thought had just become a 36-year old during my hungover drive to work. So I made up a lie on the spot and told him my wife had just died.

He let me go home early but now I'm wondering how I'm going to explain it when my wife shows up at his wife's book club meeting this Thursday.

Please stop making threads about this girl.

... I wonder if Bunions are on the rise... Since women always seem to be stuffing themselves in those shoes my goodness...

And my god she is pale... in a marble goddess kind of way

Cute 16 year old now = smoking hot 18 year old in two years.

Someone want to start a countdown clock?

WHO CARES. Just too phony, plastic, nothing special

With beady little eyes like that, you know she's up to no good.

She is pretty, but I think it's mostly make up and her forehead is to big for my liking.

Yes, Selena has a pale complexion for a Mexican/Italian. I would paddle her creamy, white ass cheeks 'til they're red, pour baby oil on her hiney to make it shiny, sodomize Selena up the shithole as she screams from the pain/pleasure, pop my cock from her butt and put it in her 12 yr. old lookin' face so she can smell her own asshole then finish my act of teen lust with Selena sucking shit off my perverted poopchute plunger before drowning my baby's babyface with nut butter!!!

i love this girl