Selita Ebanks Wore Clown Makeup to a Louis Vuitton Gala
Friday, April 4th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe
These were snapped @ the opening of the "Murakami" exhibition @ the Brooklyn Museum in NYC.Here's the latest Wiki on Selita Ebank's personal life...
Ebanks was engaged to rapper, actor, and comedian Nick Cannon. On October 4, 2007, People magazine announced that the couple has ended their engagement.
She is currently in a relationship with star defensive lineman for the New York Giants, Osi Umenyiora. [Wiki]
Related in a Scandalous way:
- Selita Ebanks - Blended Chocolate Milkshake. Yummy!
- Bastardly Fashion Rating: Gisele Bundchen's Winter Style
- Bastardly Fashion Rating: Nicky Hilton @ Prada L.A. Screening of "Trembled Blossoms"
- Bastardly Fashion Rating: Izabel Goulart, Backstage @ Oscar De La Renta Fashion Show
- Bastardly Fashion Rating: Swimsuit Models for Red Carter Sping 2007 Collection

























Osi's like the second best Defensive End in the NFL next to Dwight Freeney and THIS is the best he can do?
wow....
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
dude, she's one of the chocoliest women in the world & this is just a bad day in the office, that's all...
let's hope she really does can the person who did her makeup.
MoeReply to this Comment
IDK dude, if i was Osi, id be hitting Christina Milian......unless Dwight Freeney beat me to it....
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
yes, Selita needs to fire her makeup artist.
L.e.t.í.c.i.ahahaha
Reply to this Comment
Yes (to the caption).
EveReply to this Comment
no bastardly sexy legs cam?
twinkleReply to this Comment
Dont like the under eye liner, I know it is supposed to bring out the collor and open up your eyes, but she looks scared
MissCaribbeanReply to this Comment
Dont like the under eye liner, I know it is supposed to bring out the collor and open up your eyes, but she looks scared
MissCaribbeanReply to this Comment
it looks like her eyes have a yeast infection...
ninja...Reply to this Comment
stupid cunt haha there you go how many signs do you need to realise this woman is dumb?how could she get out of the house like that?
NocturnaReply to this Comment
Damn Right, she does.
MundoReply to this Comment
Fake spray tan on dark skin... why?
Tray-CReply to this Comment
Wow, I read somwhere that that Osi dude hired hookers and then took a crap on them! If you search over at withleather.com you should find the info.
SmackyReply to this Comment
don't play with me selita, you silly little cock sucking whore. cause i will knock your pretty little black ass up. and no i ain't signing no birth certificate either.
Herman BReply to this Comment
Woah! I'm gonna just put this down to a bad picture day and let it slide.
One comment to end them allReply to this Comment
hihihihihihi
ShaReply to this Comment
Legs look sweet like chocolate though.
Reply to this Comment
Perhaps Osi just hits it from the back. Either that or he has several ladies at his disposal to service him at a moment's notice. She looks good in some pictures but she doesn't look good enough to make her your only option.
TapperReply to this Comment
I Love Her Pink Shoes!!! And she seems like such a nice lady. We all have our bad make up days. Bad hair days too
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
Looks weird here...
terrible makeup
AnaReply to this Comment
OK OK who's the bastard who jizzed in her eyes?
concubineReply to this Comment
I'm not terribly educated in these matters, so I have to ask.
matsoIs there anything wrong, other than the hideous blue eyeliner, and the oh-so-wrong lipstick color?
Reply to this Comment
Oh, matso. There's all kinds of wrong regarding her hideous make up.
Pamela Susan CoursonFirst - She needs a more subtle eyeliner. Yes, her lipstick is way too bright. She looks even worse than X-tina on her worst day, which is very often, now a days. Plus, Selita is way too dark in the face, she doesn't need to tan or spray tan as well!!! She's dark enough as it is.
Reply to this Comment
ummmm . . .
How do we know she used a spray-on tan? (Like I said, I don't know anything about makeup).
matsoReply to this Comment
I can just see the fake tan.
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
I guess I just don't have an eye for that kind of detail.
matsoReply to this Comment
Damn right. Plus, she looks like a clown whore.
Pamela Susan CoursonReply to this Comment
Looks OK from the neck down, though.
matsoBut, yeah . . . definitely clownish! :)
Reply to this Comment
dodgy make-up but her pretty face still shines through.
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Totally 80's!!
Reply to this Comment
she has horrible make-up on and she still looks gorgeous.
cindylouReply to this Comment
SELITA IS UGLY. UGLY UGLY UGLY. SELITA IS FUGLY. FUGLY FUGLY FUGLY. SELITA IS A WHORE. WHORE WHORE WHORE. SELITA IS A SLUT. SLUT SLUT SLUT. SELITA IS A BITCH. BITCH BITCH BITCH. SELITA IS A CUNT. CUNT CUNT CUNT.
Reply to this Comment
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!