Sexy Heather Marks @ Acapulco Moda Nextel Event
Monday, May 5th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

And the Wiki says...
Heather Marks (born July 25, 1988) is a Canadian supermodel. Marks was born in Calgary, Alberta, and was discovered at the Calgary Woman's Show. She won the Mode Models model search at the age of twelve and has since done shows and advertisements for Dolce & Gabbana, Calvin Klein, Moschino and other prominent fashion designers. She has appeared on the covers of magazines such as Vogue, Dazed, French and Mixte. She participated in the 2006 Victoria's Secret Fashion Show which aired on CBS in December 2006.
Marks is known in the fashion world for her big eyes and "doll-like" features. Along with Gemma Ward, Caroline Trentini, Lily Cole, Lisa Cant, Jessica Stam, and Devon Aoki, she is part of the popular group of supermodels with these "doll-like" or "elfin" features. [Wiki]

























The tongue ring bumps her up 13.94% on the whore scale
RD_Reply to this Comment
Supermodel? They use that term VERY loosely these days.
ACEReply to this Comment
Nice mouth.
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Uma Thurman....The sequel.
Richard-SchlichtingReply to this Comment
Uma Thurman is right; but I don't consider that a compliment (that's right, I think she is ugly).
Avenging Fist of MediocrityReply to this Comment
yeah, that first caption is right
WokkaWokkaReply to this Comment
Uma has a bigger nose but her eyes are spectacular just like this girl. She is gorgeous. She does NOT look like the average girl at the mall..emphasis on AVERAGE.
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ACE you are right, it has become a joke. Basically any working model is now a supermodel. Thats why they started to call Gisele an ubermodel to differentiate. A true supermodel is known by one name, Cindy, Naomi, Gisele, Tyra, Heidi etc, I bet even here in Manhattan 95% of people would have no idea who this girls is.
Anon1Reply to this Comment
Guh, she looks like my english teacher.
She has nothing special, good body of course but her face is ugly ><
And they call her a "supermodel", come on.
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They only call her a supermodel because she's done major shows. I'd have to agree that she looks like your basic "girl next door" type, but a lot of models do these days.
That being said, I'd choose this one over Naomi Campbell any damn day
oyevayReply to this Comment
Her eyes are pretty... but Gemma, Devon, Stam, Lily, basically all of the other girls listed are better than her
concubineReply to this Comment
wow an ugly blonder Christina Ricci.....unimpressed to say the very least.
Phillip McCrackenReply to this Comment
She's a supermodel down at the Shire. I wonder if she has hairy toes?
HalleryReply to this Comment
Sexy?? All I see is an iridescent bi-ped jellyfish with a head.
GolianoReply to this Comment
you losers don't know ANYTHING about the fashion industry thats why you DON'T know who heather marks is, if she weren't a supermodel they wouldn't be calling her a super model, I'm from Australia and she is Canadian and most people from other countries know who she is so that means she is a supermodel. Gemma ward is really big in Australia, but people from other countries don't know shit about her, she isn't a supermodel, oh and don't try and argue back because i would probably forget he link o his stupid site.
sorry to be so passionate about this, i just hate when people say things when hey don't even know what they're talking about, and say SUPER MODELS are ugly when YOU are probably as ugly as my ARSE!!!!
p.s. note the PROBABLY
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HAHAHA DISREGARD THAT, I SUCK COCKS
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