How Did Nick Cannon Pass Up Selita Ebanks For Mariah Carey?!
Thursday, May 1st, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe

What the fuck?
I'm still pretty shocked that Nick Cannon is getting married w/ someone like Mariah after sleeping with Selita Ebanks.























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That one is a mystery. At first thought, I said to myself, "Selita is probably hi-maintenance." Then it occurred to me that it probably doesn't get more hi-maintenance than Mimi. So good luck with that Nick.
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I think he's probably dazzled by Mariah's fame. And, more importantly, her MONEY. Bitch must be LOOOAAADDDEEEDDD.
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selita is weird looking
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I'll pass on both.
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It's gotta be the money. If Mariah hasn't spent it all already.
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Has to be pussy is always greener (or wetter in this case) on the other side syndrome. Selita is a stunner, Mariah is good looking to. Plus she has more money then she knows what to do with.
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^ "pussy is always wetter on the other side"
LMAO
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Cuz she's skinny as a rail and probably a royal pain.
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she's just too gorgeous
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is it true that shes only 168 cm.. ?
i watched video on YT and she said that še is only 5`8 = 172.72cm..
And as we all know, models lie about their height by adding even till 5cm..
so i beleve tthat her actual height is 168..
and thats way i like her even more, because she is considered to be too short for model, but look at her now she is one hot victorias secret angel
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Is everybody out of their f***ing minds!! We must not be talking about the same Selita. She makes Mariah look like f***ing Macy Gray!
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i'm really interested how tall is selita ebanks in real. if somebody knows please tell me. pls write me at simona_pld@abv.bg
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