Shanna Moakler @ 2008 Miss USA After Party

Not too pretty, average I would say, nothing to get excited about.

That dress is not very flattering on her. Nice calves though!

Pass.

ok. I used to think she was pretty. but now I'm getting pissed off that SHE NEVER HAS A NECK! ugh! her head is just like a boulder between her shoulders, ew

hmm wait I just saw the last pic, by a miracle of the camera angle she actually does have a stumpy little neck..and fat arms.. either her arms are too fat for her age and she's young, or she's old enough to have fat arms but is wearing waayy too much makeup. I'm thinking it's the latter, she's pretty, but ruins it by being an undignified desperate-looking mess

Brown bag, please.

Oh, and the Flintstones dress? Horrible.

for DarrylMusashi.happy ?? ;)

as i've said before...for someone with money, she is amazing at looking like cheap white trash.

DO NOT WANT

Your ship has sailed honey.....Go walk off a dock.

Looks like a tranny.

C'mon Shanna.. you dont have to go for that trashy, smoky eye look everytime you go out somewhere. Switch it up bitch.

Me want Shanna. Me like trashy white women. Me like what famous boxers and actors and musicians like. Me want to be famous, too. Me like spiky high heel shoes to keep on during crumbly cookie sex. Me no care what other people like. Me say who cares. Me say more for me. Me want to stick Shanna boobie in mouth and eat like oatmeal cookie. Me want Shanna to put blue furry thingy in mouth. Me like have blue furry thingy being sucked on. Me make noises like yum yum. Me cum whole milk.

..At Cookie Monster!

imnpressive, cookie monster.... ;)

your post was yum yum. :)

its really terrifying to me SHE won a beauty contest at one point in her life...if she WON and she looks like THIS....imagine how complete disgusting the rest of the contests were....ugh....on second thought id rather not....