Shanna Moakler Celebrates 33rd Birthday @ Prive in Las Vegas
Wednesday, April 2nd, 2008 after a late four martini lunch by Jackson
Shanna Moakler Still Thinks She's a Beauty Queen?
Moakler arrived before midnight in a stunning black sequined "evening gown" with a posse of 40-plus people. We're told she proceeded to down shots of Patron as well as Vodka Red Bulls before taking a quick party break (hey, it's hard work drinking and dancing in high heels) to change into jeans and a black shirt.
Miss Moakler returned just in time to blow out the candles on her Mad Hatter-themed birthday cake, complete with pink roses and, of course, a tiara.
The former titleholder and "Dancing With the Stars" contestant proudly pranced with her plastic crown until the wee, wee hours of the morning. Apparently, Shanna was having such a good time boogying to the beat she "just didn't want to leave." Source
I don't know what it is about Shanna, but I fucking lust her. I don't know why. There's just something about her. I get the feeling she is an exceptional fuck, like better than your average Hollywood skank. Like she would win a contest, if they held contests to see who was the best fuck. Just my gut feeling. But I could be wrong.
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ew, no she's gross...she's got plenty of money but always looks like white trash
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Looks a little trashy here... I don't like her eye makeup.
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Well she's got the permanently suprised botox look going for her now....I usually like her though...Not here.
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Skankalicious.
Cute shoes, though.
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I hate this whore.
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She is on top of my "Who The Hell Is She Again?" list... it is a weird enough name that I know I have heard it, but can't ever remember why or what she looks like.
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I'm looking for that string that connects her eyebrows to her scalp. WTF???
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33 is too young to be having plastic surgery. I guess I shouldn't be surprised though, since a lot of bitches these days have crows feet at 25.
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Hey mother, want another?
/she's hot
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I would need to get really drunk to do this one...after a few drinks she would look like Adriana Lima...or maybe not.
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@ 12. Fuck you.
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