Shauna Sand Ho'ing It Up @ The Playboy Mansion
Tuesday, September 9th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Photo Credit: Splash NewsYou'd think Shauna would be one of the ladies decked out in the body paint, but I guess she just wasn't feeling it that night. For those of you don't know, Shauna Sand was once married to actor Lorenzo Lamas & has three daughters with him (at least that's how the story goes, but we all know each of those daughters was from a different man).
And if you missed it, we recently saw Shauna follow through with "bring your kid into work day" in Miami Beach, except Shauna's work involves walking on the beach while rocking her glass stripper shoes in search of Mr. Sugar Daddy.

























I bet she's a real sweet girl.
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serioulsy what is the deal with these shoes?
are they glued to her feet?
has she made a bet with someone to never take them off?
or do you photoshop them on her feet just to trick us?
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also would like to add
she has a body off baywatch
but a face off crimewatch
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You sure nailed that one....... hot bod, but that mug is just horrible
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this is sad...
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at least she's consistent.
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Ugh. She is so gross. Her face is a disaster.
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Maybe she just doesn't know that her ass is showing...
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She is the face/mascot of the "Bastardly", no offense to Moe or Jackson but she really is one of thise D-List celebs that draws everyones attention. I don't want to see her but I gawk at the pictures too.
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I don't care, I'd hit it so hard.
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I can see 'whore' engraved in those slutty shoes. Wonderful.
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LOL! I really thought she moved on to something else like patent leather hooker heels. Maybe she thinks they're neutral and can go with anything she wears, mainly hooker clothes.
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ugliest playmate ever (amanda beard wasn't a playmate)
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She's so freaking ugly. Is there any part of her that isn't plastic? Pathetic woman.
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Fuck you all who say she is ugly. She has the face of an angel. I would hit that so hard.. yum......... that body is perfect and it goes along with that perfect face. Her ass is perfect and wow. look at those tits. omfg, I am cumming to shauna crazy right now. Attention Hef. Get her fine ass back in playboy. Plz. do it. I would do anything to see her nice pussy and tits. Please fucking do it.
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GET SOME NEW SHOES BITCH!
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She has old woman arms
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