Shauna Sand Ho'ing Up Miami Beach With Her Prostishoes!
Monday, July 28th, 2008 early in the evening, before sex by Moe
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And the Wiki says...Shauna Sand (born September 2, 1971) is an American actress and Playboy model.
After posing for Playboy, Sand began an acting career by having a guest appearance alongside Lorenzo Lamas in his TV show Renegade. She went on to marry Lamas and have more guest appearances there. When the show was over, she appeared in more of his action TV shows and movies.
After their divorce, she appeared in TV shows such as Charmed and in movies such as the comedy The Deviants (2004). [Wiki]
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big jugs on a skeleton with some bad facial surgery = whoever this chick is
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rofl haven't seen a funny post like this one in a while. Great captions! =D
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gorgeous
ladies...take note...this is what we men like
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Ok then! I'm off to buy me some hooker outfits!!!
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Don't forget the pics!
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No,that's what Maxim reading frat boys who jerk off while watching G-4 like. Men like WOMEN! This is not a woman. Tits on a stick is not hot ladies. Eat a Fucking burger and give us some curves to hold onto.
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nice legs, titties, stomach and great ass
wouldnt say shes beautiful or anything
just fucking hot!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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A "great ass"??? What the hell are you smokin'?
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look at it!!!!!!!!!!!
its so juicy and round!!!!!!
YummY!
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It's like a non-ass, an anti-ass. You can't have a great ass if you don't have any ass! Therefore, she does not have a great ass...
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Her shoes look like those platform shoes with the fish in them Flyguy wore in I'm Gonna Git Ya Sucka.
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Still with the ever classy shoes
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actually.... she sleep with them
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I wonder how many STD's are floating around in there.
Love the Stripper Shoes
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She looks like a great mom to those three little girls of hers, she must bake home-made cookies all the time.
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I don't think she even remembers she has kids, let alone any clue what to do with them
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Fake, nasty, plastic shit with matching tattoos.
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BAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Pass.
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i've changed my mind. i would hit it. but with a bag on her face
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I bet the Dr. told her not to get wet when she has an outbreak down there!
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Besides being divorced from Lorenzo Lamas, what else has she done? She's so nasty looking. Proof that you can go too far with plastic surgery.
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I would avoid any close contact.
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She looks like she's a mobile STD dispenser.
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I still can't get those horrible nipple shots from a few months back, out of my mind. The horror...er the whore-r
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10 years ago...................... O yea
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much more into kendra
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if you want people to know that you have 9 different kinds of std's, just wear shoes like these. this way, guys can't complain when they get crabs after sleeping with you, bc your plastic see through hooker heels should have been warning enough
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she used to be hot - like 13 years ago, before plastic surgery and botox, now she's just a has been!!
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i'd tap it on her forehead. wow, an outstanding terd-cutter, one of the best yet, good leg to ass connection, truly noteworthy. the store-boughts are not my style and her face is horrific, but wow, the legs/ass are superior. i've done worse tho.
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in picture 1 does she have those "shoes" in the water too !!!!!!! u fkn kidding me ! it reminds me when I was 4 years old and i wanted to wear the same princess dress over and over again, sometimes for weeks and I would cry if my mom wanted me to wear something else !!!!PIG !!! lol AT LEAST I LOOKED CUTE IN IT !!!!! but this HObag is c'mon.... RIDICULOUS !!!! God help come down and shoot her !
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correction... picture 2
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Hmm, most people pick bathing suits out of their asses when they get all bunched up and bothersome. She seems to be shoving hers right up there.
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thats really unfortunate looking
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She has huuuuuuuuuuugggggggeeeeeeeeee nipples,she was hot in the Lorenzo Lamas days,not not so much. She was rode hard and put away wet.
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She has almost no ass. Plus, if she hoisted those saggy flappers out of her bikini top and let 'em go, I suspect they'd make a "fwap fwap fwap" noise as they bounced off her lower belly. Those shoes really are crazy tall, even for standard issue clear stripper heels.
It's hard to believe that at some point enough playboy editors, Hef, etc, liked what they saw enough to make her a playmate.
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Pic one is not beer, it's probably a vodka red bull - the ho's drink of choice.
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dying to work the vip rooms...
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face down she is banging fake boobs and all. she has done a lot worse before, and looks pretty damn nice in these pics. would NOT kick her out of bed, would just wear 3 condoms to avoid all those STD's.
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How can someone be that whorish-looking and still have no shame is beyond me. If this is what men like...oh, the sadness.
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Her are the bad nipple pictures http://www.darnpaparazzi.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/shauna-sand-nipp...
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Wow, I should *not* have clicked on that link. What has been seen cannot be unseen...
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so fricking hideous
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Whoever thinks that shauna is ugly better shut the fuck up. Shauna is so fucking hot. She's got a rocking body with great huge tits, perfect round ass and a beautiful face. If u dont like her then go fuck ur self. Any normal guy would get turned on by hot shauna.. damn she is so fucking hott!!
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i really think this bitch has some sort of mental disorder...those shoes AGAIN...at the pool...are you kidding me? i mean, are you fucking serious?
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Hey whore d55 hows it hanging(your penis). Ebay must pay well with all those whore dresses you sell.
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whore is your mother's day job, bitch...you missed me, huh? get a boyfriend or a hobby, cunt.
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still fat, ugly, disgusting, repulsive, no life having, jealous, bitter bitch, huh? i dont get on for a while and as soon as i do, i have a cunt greeting me...how flattering...who else gets this type of special treatment on here? and i get it all for free...you're either biteme, pam or that sunny bunny bitch...what a misreable excuse for a human-being, hiding behind your computer screen without having the guts to show yourself because this is how you feel better about yourself...get back to your misreable life, sad bitch...i'd like to hear you say what you just typed on here to my face...oh right, you can't cuz you're a pussy...fucking loser with no life
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Yes your a cum bucket d55, go talk to Richturd Schitling your Homo boyfriend. Skanking up Ebay!
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that's it? that's all you got? bitch, you have issues...anyone who says something negative to you once, you fucking hate them like your life depended on it...still can't get over it, huh? you have the emotional state of a 4 year old...show your face bitch instead of talking shit behind a silly nickname...why dont you give me your # and i'll call you...and you say all of this to me on the phone? you lil babywhore...let's see how tough, dangerous and big you're
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Shut the fuck up. All your posts show your emotional and intellectual state. You're pathetic. From now on all d55 psychotic rantings should be answered simply with "shut the fuck up."
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Your the one who need a reality check! You talk shit to people on here who leave a comment! Your the Lil Baby Whore d55. Next time DON'T talk shit about comments and maybe people will leave you alone!p.s. Richturd wants to be your friend again!
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Yea I am fucking serious d55. So shut the fuck up. Ur so fucking annoying. why u calling him the cunt when u are a fucking cunt. And Yes I am fucking seroius shauna is hot as fuck. damn she is so God damn hot! Fuck you to hell d55!!
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LMAO...i had to mention this is one of the GREATEST TITLES OF ALL TIME....OF ALL TIME! *kanye shrug* I'm sorry but, Shauna Sand hoing it up in her prostishoes is THE greatest line, that shit had me rolling for 5 minuters straight lolool i love this site man. And classic D55 from over a year ago clownin folks like a chick from Flavor of Love or somethin, so timeless.
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