Shauna Sand Signs Autographs With Black Sharpie!
Thursday, August 14th, 2008 late in the morning while chugging coffee by Jackson
School supplies -- old school vs. new schoolTHEN: Bic 4-Color Ballpoint.
NOW: Sharpie pen. Sharpie came out with a new everyday pen this year, even getting David Beckham to sign autographs with it. Back in the day, our class notes were accented with that fat pen with the four different colors just a click away. It's red! No, it's blue! Wait for it ... green! We liked how we could change the color of our thoughts depending on who our BFF was that day. But the clicking action sometimes stuck and in the end it's hard to read green, so you stuck with good ol' blue. We took the new Sharpie for a test drive, and the result was a very solid, sharp line in black, though the blue was a bit too light in color for our taste.
WINNER: Sharpie. We'd follow David Beckham around with one of those. Source






















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She looks fucking disturbing when she smiles.
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Agree. She looks retarded when she smiles. More so than when she doesn't.
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she's so fucking ugly!!!!
buttaface!!!
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what can i say about Ms. Shauna Sand...thats one classy lady. HAHAHA!
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well she actually might be but she certainly doesn't show it in her appearance...remember kids don't judge a book by its cover unless it a dictionary or encyclopedia then judge all you want!!!
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How did you not bag her friKn face? Please!
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Look at the guy in the background of pic 3. His expression is priceless. He looks like all his Christmases have come early getting this decrepit monkey skeleton in his car.
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looks like the type o' shit you'd leave out side your house to scare away unwanted trick or treaters. bitch is hideous. no boob job can distract from that fact.
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Dear God.
She should never smile.
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Good God! What the fuck kind of face-melting ray did the aliens use on this bitch!?! Further, why would anyone take her picture? I mean what did I do to you fuckers to make you take a picture of this skagnasty ho and distribute it for me to see?
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wow...look how happy she is that one person recognized her and asked for an autograph...she feels so big, important and like a star now...her mouth is about to touch her ears...and lemme put on my shocked face because she is not wearing her clear, whore shoes for the first time
she is ugly as hell
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*shauna sand reading this*
whatever, they are just jealous of my perfect cali beach body and beautiful face
hahaha...i can totally see that happening
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Looks like a got damned orangutan.
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