Shawn Johnson Returns From The Olympics; Hits up Letterman!
Thursday, August 28th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
As you guys know, we had heavy Olympics coverage here on the Bastardly & naturally, gymnastics was one of the heavy hitters. As member of the American gymnastics team, Shawn Johnson came up absolutely huge during the Olympics! She is the 2008 Olympic women's balance beam gold medalist & the individual all-around silver medalist, so many congrats to the 16-year old from Des Moines, Iowa. Many congrats to her.Here are a few pics of Shawn as she walked into Ed Sullivan Theater to do Letterman a couple nights back...
Read more in 2008 Beijing Olympics Pics, Jailbait, Shawn Johnson, Sports
Bookmark/Search this post with:
cute as a bug, cut out the peace sign
Reply to this Comment
I think it's V for Victory!
PhooeyReply to this Comment
You're an ignorant idiot.
Reply to this Comment
Cute face, Love the legs, needs boobs.
Reply to this Comment
It's nice to see a post of a young American girl we can be proud of. She's a cutie.
I Am RightReply to this Comment
Oh man is she hot! He boobs are actually smaller than mine!
KatelynReply to this Comment
hayden panettiere body clone
Foxxy Cleopatrahowever, this girl has got smaller pecs,
if that is even possible
Reply to this Comment
I dont care. I think she is dynamite! I would suck her toes... to start.
KatelynReply to this Comment
toe fetish. very nice!
Foxxy Cleopatrathough i must say, i notice you talk very much about sex,
katelyn, well, addiction keeps us away from the real world
for a little while, but it is important to think about serious stuff,
i know about this. however, you may keep going, i like reading your comments!
Reply to this Comment
I think I was supposed to be a guy, I am horny all the time and very agressive.
After I sucked Shawn's toes I would slowly lick my way up her legs...
KatelynReply to this Comment
i like how you are so outgoing and honest,
Foxxy Cleopatramany girls are such prudes (or at least pretend to be).
however, you look so girlie on your profile picture!
Reply to this Comment
What I cant be agressive and girly? I spend a lot of time getting dolled up every day. I have little else to do I dont work.
So where was I with Shawn? Oh yeah, I was slowly licking up her legs to those gorgeous thighs!
KatelynReply to this Comment
Katelyn cannot stop once she gets started.
George the Canadian BastardReply to this Comment
Sorry George. I am a flirt and an exhibitionist I get excited saying that stuff where other people can read what I say.
KatelynReply to this Comment
Don't worry honey, you'll be on the pole soon making those dolla bills.
Reply to this Comment
Not this girl!
KatelynReply to this Comment
you know.. we could get so freaky on here, if you know what i mean...
Foxxy Cleopatraok, katelyn, do you like what you see on my profile picture...
if so, we need details on what you like, the most
do not leave any important info out.
i am an expert on how to be a big tease...
Reply to this Comment
Cleopatra, I do like your profile pic.
What do I like? I like shy girls. I like bi-curious girls/women looking for that first time. Nothing and I mean nothing is more exciting than being another woman's first time.
I like getting dolled up, wearing nice clothes, short skirts and 3" heels. I also like lingerie I have a ton of it.
KatelynReply to this Comment
if you are a woman and a lesbian, i have a 12" cock this whole I'm a lesbian act is getting so old and everybody knows you are really a dude with a small penis
Reply to this Comment
You are probably the one with the 2" cock and so afraid that you might be gay you talk tough. I am what I am I dont care what you think. If you cant play nice go away.
KatelynReply to this Comment
i do have a small cock, but at least i'm honest i'm not gay, but you are an insult to real lesbians you're about as real as a penthouse forum story
Reply to this Comment
awwww.. good for you coming clean. about yourself. must suck, for you,
Foxxy Cleopatrathough, SIZE DOES MATTER!!! sorry to break it to you like this.
however, i am curious to what you fellas fantazise about, like,
what is your favorite sex fantasy. is it the naughty schoolgirl,
the mega slut, the good, innocent girl or whatever, please answer,
you owe it to us girls! or do you think about all of the above.
Reply to this Comment
since i have a small penis, i learned to eat pussy like no other. i take great pride in my tongue technique. i fantazise about older divorced women who want to grudge fuck a young man like myself
Reply to this Comment
First yoy say you have 12" then you say you are small. And you call me a fake?
KatelynReply to this Comment
you're a fake and an idiot i said if you are a woman and a lesbian then i have a 12" cock i don't have a 12" cock so i don't believe you are a woman or a lesbian for that matter
Reply to this Comment
Believe what you want. I believe the only sex you have ever had is with your fist. What are you 14? So much anger!
KatelynReply to this Comment
i made love to my fist last night and it was good i hope to tap a girl i recently met this coming weekend i hope she doesnt laugh at my penis i already told her i wasnt packing very much and she said it wasnt a big deal for her
Reply to this Comment
well. as far as i am concerned, i really do not care. if anything, katelyn is more fun than many on here. who are so uptight at times.
Foxxy Cleopatraand she has given me the courage to say this;
i fantasize about slutty girls/women. usually there is a guy there too,
but this turns me on...when i get in this mood, the more sluttier and trashier the girls are, the quicker i come! yes, i believe katelyn is a girl, if she is not, then it is a damn shame, cause it is very rare for girls to be that open and outgoing, i hate that "good girl image"
yuck! come as you are, girlz! we need more katelyns!
Reply to this Comment
Thank you Cleopatra! I have a thing for a girl in a cheerleader outfit or dressed to the nines in a womans business suit, very hot! I have never been one for trashy girls.
KatelynReply to this Comment
you are welcome! common guys, be honest! what kind of fantasy
Foxxy Cleopatraturns you on the most. one might think all of you have been castrated..... am i right, katelyn!!
Reply to this Comment
Cleopatra, I think bullshit is the only guy out here willing to tell his fantasies. Beyonce huh? She is very beautiful and classy too.
KatelynReply to this Comment
i fantazise about hooking up with beyonce and her laughing at my penis and her forcing me to go down on her until i get her off she would wrap her strong powerful legs around my back and not let go until she is satisfied i would know she is done when i hear her scream with that awesome voice of hers she would tell me the only way i can cum is by jerking off as she watches me
Reply to this Comment
oh my! you should not make yourself to be the victim...
Foxxy Cleopatrai know girls who like smaller dicks to the abnormally big, anyway...
i am one of them. i hate when a guy hurts me with his penis lol!
like guy porno movie stars who fuck whores so wide you could
sneak keiko in there lol also you can see as a woman get;s fucked by a (w)horse, or so i;ve heard...
Reply to this Comment
my ultimate fantasy is a woman that looks like Ana Faris and sounds like Ted Danson.
Reply to this Comment
you sound like a cool chick and if katelyn provides entertainment for you i will leave her alone two women together does not turn me on but i do fantazise about being with a full figured black woman like beyonce because i have never been with a black woman but i think they are hot
Reply to this Comment
Maybe I was wrong about you bullshit. Your last few posts seem to be you really expressing yourself. I admire that. Peace, there is already too much hate in the world.
KatelynReply to this Comment
peace! i'm sorry i went off on you but i get tried of girls pretending to be lesbians if you say what you say you are i can do nothing but believe you i hope we're cool
Reply to this Comment
Yep were cool. I think alot of people pretend out here. Its escapism.
KatelynReply to this Comment
Katelyn
Not judging your sexual preferences or choices (as others do) but you seem to be a cool girl
Reply to this Comment
nothing saucy...common, the guys on here are bored and need something to lift their up their spirit and day... you guys can comment as well
Foxxy Cleopatraor are you all prudes.....
Reply to this Comment
What,no booty shots?
Reply to this Comment
The caption on pic 1 is fucking great.
Hayden Pants really paved the way for the new midget tranny look.
DrTentacleReply to this Comment
ok... we will have to continue here, it is getting absurd lol
Foxxy CleopatraReply to this Comment
my dick is 5-1/4" long when i have a hard on but i dont have too much girth is that small? i read that the average penis is anywhere from 5 to 7" so i'm on the smaller end i always see guys with really big dicks in porn and girls always talking about how size does matter so it makes me really insecure
Reply to this Comment
not at all
Reply to this Comment
Katelyn is a guy, you dummies, but if you want to believe that he is a she, then go ahead. If a man pretending to be a girl talking like a man gets you excited, then there is a whole new world for you to experience in places like West Hollywood, The Castro, and Chelsea, where there are literally tens of thousands of men who sound just like the dude who calls himself Katelyn.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
i will add that i am not a lesbian, not that there is anything wrong with that. i often think of famous women, who doesn;t. "i call bullshit" you really sound like a sweet guy. they are not everywhere. you are honest,
Foxxy Cleopatrai have heard that that most sick guys are the ones who don;t share thoughts, secret thoughts to others. so, i guess that;s all of the bastardly men, except for "i call bullshit" :) good for you, man!
Reply to this Comment
I agree with you Foxxy. bullshit is not afraid to say what he feels. Okay confession time, I am not really flirty and agressive. Thats only out here that I am like that. I am a very shy insecure person. Bullshit being honest about himself made me do it!
KatelynReply to this Comment
foxxy would you kick me out of bed because of my penis size? keep in mind i love to go down on a woman
Reply to this Comment
hihi...no. i am not a horrible person. it doesn;t have to be that big to satisy a woman, anyway! there is a certain size, if it;s not below that size when it;s hard, you are fine! life is like a dick, when it;s hard,
Foxxy CleopatraFUCK IT!! katelyn can be with us, right! :)
Reply to this Comment
Would you let me go down on you Foxxy? Maybe bullshit and I can go down on you together. Him licking you from the front and me from behind.
KatelynReply to this Comment
thanks foxxy its nice to hear that some women dont judge a man by the size of his package
can i lick foxxy from behind so i can give her a rim job while i'm there i love doing that to a woman as long as she is comfortable with it if you are not that's cool
Reply to this Comment
I'd totally hit her, but she really needs someone to dress her up. I mean, why in hell is she wearing sandals with that outfit?
Reply to this Comment
Katelyn and I Call Bullshit are the same person, the same dude. Don't any of you have any critical reading comprehension?
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
Cock Monster fuck you
Reply to this Comment
Dude, if you want to talk about how you want to have sex with a 16 year old girl, don't hide behind the persona of a lesbian girl, have the courage to say it from behind your beard.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
dude, i'm a guy with a below average sized penis i'm not falling for your mind fuck games
Reply to this Comment
from behind your beard. ha. i laughed out loud.
damnableReply to this Comment
Good call.
wutReply to this Comment
if you will be a good cookie monster, not an arrogant one,
Foxxy Cleopatrai will give you a delicious cookie! if not,
go back hiding in the shadows, monster
Reply to this Comment
You are way off cukoo monster
KatelynReply to this Comment
Maybe cukoo monster is right, maybe everyone out here (except him of course) is just one person having a huge one-sided conversation! Dont listen to those voices in your head cukoo monster, they are saying bad things.
KatelynReply to this Comment
can we get back to talking about me and katelyn both going down on foxxy please
Reply to this Comment
And you're the one having a conversation with yourself, not me.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
you're a buzzkill go away Cock Monster i was talking to my two new friends
Reply to this Comment
Let's see a picture of your face then, dude, and not some dowloaded bikini model's ass. You're so transparent you're a mountain spring.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
You dont have a picture either cukoo, what is your problem. People are having fun out here, go away little boy.
KatelynReply to this Comment
Your real name is Jeff Fortuny.
Cookie MonsterAnd if you were really a girl, you wouldn't feel the need to defend yourself. But you got nervous for a moment, felt exposed, even though you know there's no way for anyone to find out what you are. A real girl would've ignored me. That's how I know you're a fat lonely man with a beard.
Reply to this Comment
Cookie Monster i doubt your theory. anyway, you ruined this whole thing,
Foxxy Cleopatrai might have to call a real man to come pay me a visit lol
Reply to this Comment
cock monstor how fucked up are you? you named yourself after a fictional character from sesame street lol
Reply to this Comment
And you named yourself after something a rapist frat guy would say upon finding out that someone stole his beer.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
Cock Monster where is Ed Yang these days
you want to talk about people with more than one personality on here
Reply to this Comment
Ed's dead. You must be a regular to this site if you know Ed Yang. Keep posting comments and I'll figure it out soon enough.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
you killed ed you son of a bitch he was cool but you're an ass
i'm too smart for you to figure out who i am but you can try
catch me if you can
Reply to this Comment
You know who you are: Nobody.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
yes you guessed it so you are smarter than me go choke on a cock Cock Monster
Reply to this Comment
Foxxy, bullshit ignore the cukoo. The only attention in life he gets is when he comes out here and talks nasty to people. He must have a very sad, lonley life.
KatelynReply to this Comment
Likewise, old man. That's what we're all here to do, and you're no different. What, you came here to talk politics? Philosophy? I gather that talking about sucking toes is about as deep as you get. Now go take your medication, it's almost lunchtime!
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
yes, foxxy would you like to have katelyn go down on you while i give you a rim job at the same time
Reply to this Comment
holy shit.. i just realized something.. at least Katelyn and Cookie Monster is the same person
Foxxy Cleopatraadmit it
Reply to this Comment
Not funny Foxxy, I thought we were friends.
KatelynReply to this Comment
ok sorry, just this is sounding so crazy to me,
Foxxy Cleopatrahe is trying to fuck with us, mess with us
Reply to this Comment
Ignore him, baby. Flies go away when you ignore them.
KatelynReply to this Comment
Ignore him, baby. Flies go away when you ignore them.
KatelynReply to this Comment
i totally lost my hard on
Reply to this Comment
Mission accomplished, dingleberry.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
im thinking about katelyn all 5' 8" and 108 # of her with her long blonde hair and sweet ass and it's coming back again
katelyn i know you dont like dudes but would you be turned off if our tongues met when you were going down on foxxy and i was giving her a rim job just for a moment
Reply to this Comment
Yeah, we're out of here.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
Move over, Kately, and stop hogging the seat.
Cookie MonsterAh, come on, I want to play too.
Just sitting next to Katelyn is making me all sexy.
Too bad you can't smell her.
She smells like marshmallow.
Reply to this Comment
Move over, Kately, and stop hogging the seat.
Cookie MonsterAh, come on, I want to play too.
Just sitting next to Katelyn is making me all sexy.
Too bad you can't smell her.
She smells like marshmallow.
Reply to this Comment
Looks like there's something wrong with my computer. I keep double posting, it doesn't matter if I'm posting as either Cookie or Krazy Katelyn.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
you sick freak! what;s wrong with you! I defended you to the very core!
Foxxy Cleopatrayou;re sick, my god, i talked to you private, can you believe this,
"i call bullshit"!!
Reply to this Comment
Foxxy, please stop replying to that nut. If you ignore him he will go away.
KatelynReply to this Comment
How can I go away? You planning on having electro-shock therapy, Krazy Kate? Now what did I say a few minutes ago? I said let's get out of here. Let's go to another thread. Maybe we can ditch us that way.
Cookie MonsterReply to this Comment
that;s it for me, people!!
Foxxy Cleopatrahave fun talking to yourself, you nutcase
Reply to this Comment
this thread is too funny
jamiesonReply to this Comment
hfs that was funny.
do you people have real pictures of yourselves on here?
i'm just a perv that was looking a hot little bitch, but this shit is entertaining.
Reply to this Comment
Cock Monster have you figured out who i am yet? do you think im a regular, a casual observer that posts only occasionally or a figment of your imagination? i still cant believe you killed ed and did you bury the rest of your cast of characters in the same hole as ed?
Reply to this Comment
Jeezus! Look at those muscular legs! I love short women...
Reply to this Comment
very pretty face for an athlete. shame she's so young. she is going to be a very attractive woman.
lokiman the cataclysmic bastardReply to this Comment
Great Muscular legs, Cute as a Button, but I gotta wonder how she will give Blowjobs (when she is legal of course) with them Beaver Buck Teeth
Reply to this Comment
Great Muscular legs, Cute as a Button, but I gotta wonder how she will give Blowjobs (when she is legal of course) with them Beaver Buck Teeth
LMAO!!!!!!
Reply to this Comment
I don't know, but I'd love to be the guy who finds out.
Reply to this Comment
This thread is disgusting. She's 16.
WiscoReply to this Comment
damn she scary....
rohanpogiReply to this Comment
who cares if she's got buck teeth. I just want to find out how quickly her vise tight asshole can make the cum explode out of my balls!
Reply to this Comment
Make a Scandalous Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!