Shawn Johnson Wins Gold - Balance Beam Finals - 2008 Olympics
Wednesday, August 20th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Johnson ends gold drought with Olympic win in balance beamStill, while Johnson put on a positive face, it’s likely that the three silver medals thing was bothering her a little more than she was letting on. She was, after all, defending world champion. Her roommate and gymnastics teammate Nastia Liukin, who edged out Johnson for the all-around gold medal, said plainly: “Three silvers is hard.” And it is hard, especially because gymnastics is a judged sport, and the judging can be vague and wildly inconsistent. Second place in gymnastics can be tough to live with. Source






















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Wow...I feel Honored. Did I ever say such a thing? If did, I was wrong.
I agree.....BLOTD's must commence. Although I think the Moe and Jackson save them up and hit us with them all at once.
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hahaha.
Holy shit you had me rollin' with this rhyme. I actually love athletes and actresses. I guess once in a while we can have a change but the constant athletes are great!
Thank you for making my morning. :)
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Jackson - The pictures aren't the same without the Fobby writing...
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Thunderthighs!
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PS Shawn Johnson is awesome under pressure. Hope to see you in 2012 when you don't look like a kindergartner.
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now now richard - nothing wrong with youthfull beauty.
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She has promise.
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you are probably wanking off on her pics right now aren't you?
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She's Gorgeous. I would love to date her.
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By 2012...I meant 8:12pm, which is when i'm going to come over to your house with some My Little Pony dolls, two boxes of Girl Scout cookies, a pitcher of roofie-coladas & a tube of Astro Glide. And then I can give you a special gold metal....it has a pearl necklace attached to it.
OH! I rape kids! I rape kids! No, really I want to rape Shawn Johnson and eat her out.
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I soo wanna be a hug-sandwich between those 2. Hey, her thighs only look big because she's even shorter than midgit Hayden. You get those babies wrapped around your waist, and I bet you don't complain then. Uh, when she's legal, that is.
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She's cute, cute ones are usually dirty and naughty in bed. Like the sort that sticks their thumb up your arsehole unexpectanctly. Right about the thighs, nice juicy and big.
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This is disgusting, please stop posting athletes you bastards!
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I'm glad Shawn got gold medal. She is very likeable person. But many hot gymnasts are missing here!
These two I'd like to see here: Jade Barbosa of Brazil and Steliana Nistor of Romania.
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Little Hottie!!!
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I'm 15 and have a much better chance of meeting her than you do.
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cute more than hot. but those thighs are fucking ridiculous
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Those thighs are amazing! It's what got her the gold.
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WTF is with all these sexual comments?!?! This bitch hasn't even gone through puberty yet! Puberty means having a chest that does not resemble a board, and having HIPS you fucking pedophiles!! DAMN!!
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You Suck. What are you talking about? This girl is amazing. I'd like to see you try to do the same thing she did.
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I watched it. She makes it look so easy. Never seen anything like it. She is so talented. I don't even want to watch any other olympic event. Bigger story than Michael Phelps. She's Very Cute.
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i want to have babies with her after the olympic is done
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You're so sick you should be ashamed of yourself. Besides, if you're over 20 you're probably not going to ever date her.
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hey i just want to only make babies with her, not dating her
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Are you seriously trying to say that chicks don't ever date guys more than four years older than they are? Ha, I believe you're 15.
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ya most younger girls i find like older guys as they mature older than guyss there own age but man she has the body of a 8 year old dont matter to me im 2 old for her im 21 even though in my srate 16 is the age of consent I would still feel dirty being with a girl this young
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She's like a little female pony horse...
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come on guys she is a real American hero....
not a dwarf on TV like Hayden aka Stumpy...
try to do what she has done & think about all the YEARS she has worked for this...I really admire her
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I bet dry anal with Shawn is amazing. Look at those cheeks, damn!
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just imagine her face...
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dry anal? doubt she could take it.
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Pic 8: two guys are checking her out
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Pic 3 - oh how I want to pound that tight ass.
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