Shoshanna Lonstein Bikini Pics From Miami

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Shoshanna Lonstein---I mean---Shoshanna Lonstein-Gruss is currently a fashion designer & socialite living in NYC's Upper East Side (a.k.a. yuppy). The addition of Gruss is very important because it's worth roughly $500mil to Shoshanna. Her hubs is an investment banker at daddy's securities firm (lucky bastard) and heir to roughly half a billion (again, lucky bastard).

Anyway, along with all the other hot people in Miami (yes, Kim Kardashian included), Shoshanna decided to give her huge boobies some air by running around on the beach trying to get the attention of the paps. It worked.

If you missed all the other bikini pics from the last few days, we've included all the links for you directly below:
- Victoria's Secret Bikini Hotness Overload in Miami Beach!! Ow!
- Kim Kardashian's huge ass.
- Stacy Keibler's flat boobies.
- Chloe Sevigny might need a brown bag.

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27 Scandalous Comments

What kinda whack name is fucking 'Shhooooshannwannnnaaaash'?

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:09pm
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FUCKING JEW NAME, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. (I'M CATHOLIC AND DATS A DISS)

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 @ 12:52am
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we're too poor to understand...

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:11pm
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i sho wanna hit that

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:11pm
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THIS BROAD IS PACKIN A TON OF WOOL IN HER PANTIES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:11pm
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she looks good here, she's aged well

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:11pm
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Now that is one hot piece of ass. Look at those thighs and butt. Great proportions.

She puts that hairy Arab cum dumpster Khardashian to shame

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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You mean Armenian, thats not an Arab!

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:16pm
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My apologies to the Arabs of the world for mentioning them in the same sentence as that hairy Armenian cum dumpster.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:39pm
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From one jewish bazillionair (Jerry Seinfield) to another (Gruss).....some girls have all the talen....luck.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:12pm
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Great figure and boobs. She looks like a pretty version of Alexa Ray Joel.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:14pm
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Bitch must have the golden pussy. First, she gets Seinfeld to propose to her massive 17yo tits. Now, this loaded guy?

I'm gonna need to take some notes. She has a bush eh? (scribbles down notes)

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:16pm
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Yes, and it is a Kosher bush at that ABC!

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 7:18pm
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I love big boobs.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:30pm
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She's sexy. Great boobs and everything but she's all about rich men. You gotta have MONEY if you going to get to that pussy. That's one expensive vagina.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 4:59pm
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I only like from the neck on down..

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 5:11pm
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Howard Stern's parody of Janis Ian's "At Seventeen"

Seinfeld's girl is seventeen
An innocent with double Ds
He saw those breasts and flipped his lid
For a real young busty high school kid

A horny lonely TV geek
Her major jugs made Jerry weak
Can't he find girls his age to date?
She's seventeen and she's jail bait

He takes her out in New York town
That lovely girl and the TV clown
She's barely shed her training bra
She kisses lips for candy bars

Some nice guy you turned out to be
Did she sit upon you knee?
You shouldn't really grope for them
At seventeen

Her panties smell like a rose
Is Seinfeld just like Piscopo?
Seducing girls in a limousine
While his fans think that he's so damn clean

Fell for an old man from TV
Did her pubic hair grow in last week?
With fresh and firm and round butt cheeks
At seventeen

Can't he find some older dame?
Their private parts all look the same
Does he make her parents shout
When he sticks his tongue in her mouth?
Does he think that he's a stud?
He should drown in a frigging flood
For fooling with a girl
Who's seventeen

Now Jerry, I ask you, do you have a brain
When you see her do you make a stain
Can't he get an older girl
He's damn near old as Milton Berle

You're making such a spectacle
Thinking with your testicles
If you're gonna make some glue
You should date girls as old as you

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 5:17pm
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I'd convert to judaism for a piece of that pussy

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 5:57pm
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FkN bastards!! Did you run out of brown paper bags or something? Dam those boobs belong on something much more deserving.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 6:07pm
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With my enormous girth, I would bore every one of her holes out. Love those tits.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 6:17pm
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The face is not inspiring, at least with that expression. But boobies seem nice.

Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 @ 9:31pm
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Damn, Seinfeld should've wifed that up. A natural body like that is a once in a lifetime deal.

Wednesday, November 19th, 2008 @ 12:56am
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Sarah Silverman looks hot in these pictures. I would like to jimmy her kimmel.

Thursday, November 20th, 2008 @ 3:54pm
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Shoshanna Lonstein's scowl ruins a perfectly good picture. What a hot body, especially those luscious breasts and thick, toned legs. I'd give this princess the pounding of her life. A high-maintenance woman like her could use a few pearl necklaces.

Thursday, May 14th, 2009 @ 6:45pm
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