Shoshanna Lonstein Bikini Pics From Miami
Tuesday, November 18th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
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Photo Credit: AXELLE/BAUER-GRIFFIN.COMShoshanna Lonstein---I mean---Shoshanna Lonstein-Gruss is currently a fashion designer & socialite living in NYC's Upper East Side (a.k.a. yuppy). The addition of Gruss is very important because it's worth roughly $500mil to Shoshanna. Her hubs is an investment banker at daddy's securities firm (lucky bastard) and heir to roughly half a billion (again, lucky bastard).
Anyway, along with all the other hot people in Miami (yes, Kim Kardashian included), Shoshanna decided to give her huge boobies some air by running around on the beach trying to get the attention of the paps. It worked.
If you missed all the other bikini pics from the last few days, we've included all the links for you directly below:
- Victoria's Secret Bikini Hotness Overload in Miami Beach!! Ow!
- Kim Kardashian's huge ass.
- Stacy Keibler's flat boobies.
- Chloe Sevigny might need a brown bag.
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- Alessandra Ambrosio Went To The Beach While in St. Barts!!
- Shauna Sand Topless Bikini Photos w/ New Boyfriend in Malibu
- BREAKING!! Britney Spears Rocks A Yellow Bikini in Hawaii!
- Courteney Cox & "Friend" Josh Hopkins BOTH Had A Wardrobe Malfunction!
- Jennifer Lopez Is Human; Shows Off Stretch Marks In Pre-Airbrushed Bikini Photos
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What kinda whack name is fucking 'Shhooooshannwannnnaaaash'?
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FUCKING JEW NAME, THAT'S WHAT IT IS. (I'M CATHOLIC AND DATS A DISS)
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we're too poor to understand...
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i sho wanna hit that
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THIS BROAD IS PACKIN A TON OF WOOL IN HER PANTIES YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
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she looks good here, she's aged well
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Now that is one hot piece of ass. Look at those thighs and butt. Great proportions.
She puts that hairy Arab cum dumpster Khardashian to shame
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You mean Armenian, thats not an Arab!
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My apologies to the Arabs of the world for mentioning them in the same sentence as that hairy Armenian cum dumpster.
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lmao
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Good Lord!
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From one jewish bazillionair (Jerry Seinfield) to another (Gruss).....some girls have all the talen....luck.
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Great figure and boobs. She looks like a pretty version of Alexa Ray Joel.
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Bitch must have the golden pussy. First, she gets Seinfeld to propose to her massive 17yo tits. Now, this loaded guy?
I'm gonna need to take some notes. She has a bush eh? (scribbles down notes)
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LMFAO!
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Yes, and it is a Kosher bush at that ABC!
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I love big boobs.
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She's sexy. Great boobs and everything but she's all about rich men. You gotta have MONEY if you going to get to that pussy. That's one expensive vagina.
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I only like from the neck on down..
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Howard Stern's parody of Janis Ian's "At Seventeen"
Seinfeld's girl is seventeen
An innocent with double Ds
He saw those breasts and flipped his lid
For a real young busty high school kid
A horny lonely TV geek
Her major jugs made Jerry weak
Can't he find girls his age to date?
She's seventeen and she's jail bait
He takes her out in New York town
That lovely girl and the TV clown
She's barely shed her training bra
She kisses lips for candy bars
Some nice guy you turned out to be
Did she sit upon you knee?
You shouldn't really grope for them
At seventeen
Her panties smell like a rose
Is Seinfeld just like Piscopo?
Seducing girls in a limousine
While his fans think that he's so damn clean
Fell for an old man from TV
Did her pubic hair grow in last week?
With fresh and firm and round butt cheeks
At seventeen
Can't he find some older dame?
Their private parts all look the same
Does he make her parents shout
When he sticks his tongue in her mouth?
Does he think that he's a stud?
He should drown in a frigging flood
For fooling with a girl
Who's seventeen
Now Jerry, I ask you, do you have a brain
When you see her do you make a stain
Can't he get an older girl
He's damn near old as Milton Berle
You're making such a spectacle
Thinking with your testicles
If you're gonna make some glue
You should date girls as old as you
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I'd convert to judaism for a piece of that pussy
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FkN bastards!! Did you run out of brown paper bags or something? Dam those boobs belong on something much more deserving.
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With my enormous girth, I would bore every one of her holes out. Love those tits.
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The face is not inspiring, at least with that expression. But boobies seem nice.
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Damn, Seinfeld should've wifed that up. A natural body like that is a once in a lifetime deal.
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Sarah Silverman looks hot in these pictures. I would like to jimmy her kimmel.
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Shoshanna Lonstein's scowl ruins a perfectly good picture. What a hot body, especially those luscious breasts and thick, toned legs. I'd give this princess the pounding of her life. A high-maintenance woman like her could use a few pearl necklaces.
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Oy vey! Those tits. That body. It almost makes up for the face.
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