Slightly Cold Elisha Cuthbert Bikini Pictures From Maui
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe
Dude, her boyfriend, hockey player Dion Phaneuf, is a straight-up monster compared to her...God damn!
It's well apparent that Elisha Cuthbert likes to be torn apart during sex.
not hot. very average body with no real shape (could use some toning) and a weird face
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Awwww she's cute and not so super skinny like other celebs are.
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Yeah, since she likes GIANT HOCKEY PLAYERS, I would say that it is safe to assume that Elisha likes to get FUCKED really, really hard and fast, preferably with GIANT HOCKEY PLAYER COCK. I think I'm in love. She must be like a dream in bed.
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You know what....She is kind of blah...But after seeing the Mischa episode of when "semi-good legs go bad"...I can't complain too much. She is pretty average.
The bathing suit isn't helping either.
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@#1 oh come on, it's probably her first day at the beach this year and I think she's in a great shape. She looks healthy and has curves.
Weird face?! Are you kidding? She's wearing zero make-up and still looks great!
You're one superficial loser!
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sorry lili, did i hurt your feelings?? she is weird looking and has an avergage body. there, i said it again!!!
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and this is the bastardly. we are all superficial here. loser!
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The bleached hair color....ick.
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I like the sort of plainness of her face, actually - be it a little scrunched.
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nice muffins, no bugs on that rug, yummy!
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I thought it was Roseanne Barr with a dye job in that first pic.
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She looks hot!
/i'd hit it with the bikini on
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Fatassssss
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I've seen double chins before but I've never seen a double ass! WTF! This is gonna be a big girl... That Canuck better hit it and quit it if he knew what she was all aboot!
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Meh. Boring and shapeless like others have said.
He's okay from the neck down.
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i actually agree with kenny lingis. don't get the hype about this girl. plus she really pissed me off in 24, in every single friggin episode...
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After seeing the Mischa Barton pics, I think she looks decent.
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Looks flaccid and her bf looks like an orangutan.
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I think she looks nice and one of the few stars who is still recognizable without makeup on.
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I agree that she looks nice now that I've clicked through, but I have to admit when I first saw the pic on the main page, I didn't recognize her.
I thought it was someone much older.
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Her bf looks like a neanderthal
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gee...that boy must be a gem...you know how she is so hard to be impressed and all and is god's gift to men...*scuff*
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I'm at work and totally whackin' it under my desk right now,
she is smokin', i'm gonna have to double-up now.....
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lmao @15 ..double ass..classic
and totally true
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adorable, looks good to me
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her body isn't THAT bad
what the heck did she do to her hair???
looks horrible
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She should check her top for holes - those Nipples may have torn right on thru
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looks alright to me - compared to a couple of months ago anyway, nice tan, flat stomach, no cellulite ridden legs,
are they in the VIP section of the sea or something? whats with the wristbands? i hope that Chanel watch is waterproof too lol
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she's hot i'd do her over and over
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seriously sweetheart...you're gorgeous. but get that ass to the gym before it gets cheesier
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looking good here
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She's really into hockey players. First Avery and now Phaneuf. Canadian huh?
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