Slutty Phoebe Price Is Only 29 MySpace Years! Ow!
Monday, March 24th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
So, what is that in human years? Anyone know?"Phoebe Price Official Page"
Female
29 years old
LOS ANGELES, Alabama
United States
[Her MySpace]























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More like 29 in dog years.
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What...is...that....thing?
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@ 2. If you visited Dlisted (great site by the way) you would know. She's a celebrity wannabe. A really, really desperate one.
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No fucking way is she 29.
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she wasn't that bad before cheek implants and lip enlargement, but now she's hideous, grossest skin ever along with Lohan's
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@3.
Now why would I want to go to ANOTHER site?
*SHAMELESS ASSKISSING*
(Where's my bag of money? Jackson? Moe?)
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hey moe what's with the sudden motorboat fascination
did you go to a bachelor party recently?
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@ 6. LOL. Try this one...I just read there the nickname "MiserAlba" (priceless). I think it was there the first time I saw a link to The Bastardly (it was about Tom Crazy...).
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It looks like someone crapped on her head.
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ears a la Britney Spears,Lohan`s skin ...yes ..she fits in
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ohhh my, i really dont like her...she is so fucking annoying!!!!and i do feel very sorry for that poor little cute dog.....
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If she's 29, I'm 13.
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Senin, you kill me.. the moment I saw the picture I was ready to say Dog Years.
Damn you
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I will frigging believe that the distinguished Mrs. Ice-T is 29 before I believe this trainwreck is...
Somebody please adopt that dog. I would but my great Dane would probably step on it and break it.
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Tsk. The only place she's 29 is one planet Mongoloid.
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I always love the "help" captions here at The Bastardly.
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If you consider that Al Gore created the World Wide Web over 13 years ago and she hasn't updated her profile since then 29+13=42! So many beatches don't update their profiles but I figured out that trick!
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SHE IS MY GOD
MK from dlisted did it to me
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The Screamin' Skull.
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29? In dog years?
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she looks like a dog so dog years it HAS to be
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Holy FUCK BAGS Batman.
Those are begging for a rough working over.
Pawing, grabbing, mauling, fucking and spraying.
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What the hell is up with that hat? Is that tinfoil to keep the government mind-control rays out?
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