So, Did Guy Ritchie Get More Than $92 Million From Madonna?!

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It appears as if Madonna's US rep (now probably her ex- US rep) gave the AP incorrect information regarding her highly publicized divorce to British director Guy Ritchie. Here's the statement released from the Madonna/Ritchie camp:

"We have tried to maintain a dignified silence regarding the details of our divorce for the last few months whilst accepting the obvious media interest.

"A misleading and inaccurate statement, specifically in relation to the sums of money involved, was wrongly issued to AP this week.

"The financial details of the settlement will remain private, save to say that both of us are happy with our agreement.

"Our primary concern, like any co-parents, is the care and well being of our children."

Since we here at Bastardly are always optimistic when it comes to dudes winning massive amounts of cash in a divorce settlement, we're gonna assume the actual settlement is much more than previously stated.

Whatever the case, if Guy Ritchie won $50mil, it's like winning the fucking lottery because you fathered children with a human gold mine. Even though we're overflowing with envy, we gotta give Guy Ritchie major props for pulling this off! Good for him!

Here are a few pics of Guy snapped yesterday on the set of his new flick, "Sherlock Holmes."
Photo Credit: Bauer-Griffin

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Damm!!that's lot of fucking money, just to bang a has been chick...congrats to Guy..made out like a champ....

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 @ 12:38pm
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Not sure that even $92 million can by an ability to direct. We'll see.

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 @ 1:12pm
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He'll never gain an abilty to direct

but i had heard they released a joint statement saying that its a wrongly quoted number or some shit

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 @ 2:48pm
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He deserves at least that much for bangin' that hag for 9 years.

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 @ 2:01pm
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She's starting to look like smiggel in Lord of the ring's

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 @ 2:09pm
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guy should ask for damages for pain and suffering... seeing as he had to see her every morning without make-up...

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 @ 3:32pm
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It's about time a dude got paid! lol

Wednesday, December 17th, 2008 @ 3:39pm
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He fucked Madonna so I don't envy him...

Thursday, December 18th, 2008 @ 2:52am
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madonna looks fucking old... retired her from being her fan... no wonder i get nervous an freaked out

Friday, December 26th, 2008 @ 3:44am
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