Sophie Howard @ Nuts Football Awards
Friday, May 9th, 2008 while eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson

Sophie Howard (born February 24, 1983) is a glamour model from Southport, England. She appears regularly on Page Three and in lads mags like Maxim, Zoo Weekly and Loaded.[2] She has often been photographed with other big-bust models like Lucy Pinder and Michelle Marsh. In August 2005 Howard was voted number 1 in Loaded magazine's "Most Beautiful Breasts" poll, and in the same year she was voted 73rd in the UK FHM 100 Sexiest Women poll. In the 2006 poll she rose to 68th place. Howard has featured on the cover of Loaded more than any other model, appearing five times - beating Jordan by one cover. Wiki
























Did you pee on yourself or you're just happy to see me - Pic 2 & 3
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correction pic #3 & #4 - "Depends"
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Gentleman Start your Motorboats!
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This is the chick that was topless with Lucy Pinder on the beach.
I like.
I like a lot.
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i'd hit that
what a great rack
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I'll motorboat her big ballons, HELL YEAH!!!
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What ever they have in the water over there, we need to get some over here
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Sexy
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They are humongous! Motorboat heaven.
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Sweet bajebus, now I'll have dreams.
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fugly
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I´m afraid that the brown back is necessary, but I´d most definitely suck on those babies.
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* brown bag, my bad.
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you wouldn't brown bag anyone rasheed. dumb fuck.
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what's up with all these English "glamour models" with gigantic silicone breasts. How many of them are there, it seems like a never-ending skank train.
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junglegirl her breasts are real as are lucy pinder and michelle marsh
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Motorboat and titty Slamin time
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Holy giant titties, Batman! Those babies are impressive, but her face is sadly lacking. Bring on the brown bag...
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what's wrong with her dress?
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