Sophie Monk Juices Up Men's Style Magazine
Tuesday, March 25th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

We've brownbagged Sophie once before, so I was shocked to see the following headline...
Sophie Monk the Most Beautiful Person of 2008
Queenslander Sophie Monk has beaten a host of hotties to be crowned Who's Most Beautiful Person of 2008. The former Bardot songstress, who recently split with Good Charlotte rocker Benji Madden, took top spot on the list from multi-ARIA Award winning Australian singer-songwriter Delta Goodrem and New Zealand-born Australian pop singer Ricki-Lee Coulter.
The list was announced and compiled by WHO magazine, reports The Courier Mail. This year's list threw up a few unconventional inclusions in Aboriginal activist Lorna Fejo and US presidential candidate Barack Obama, but the group was otherwise mostly limited to young entertainment personalities. [One India]
I'm pretty sure Sophie won't even make Top 25 of Bastardly's Hottest Women of the Whole Entire World Planet Universe List.























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I think she's gorgeous in pictures. But in real life she probably looks very odd.
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not impressed.
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How can you be Ditzy and "Smart as a whip" .. oh wait.. Whips have no brains..
Nevermind
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a little off topic, but just saw a video on the adidas ad---one of the chicks in the ad is pretty damn hot.
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Ditzy and smart as a whip? Isn't that a paradox? Photoshop does wonders.
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damn look at those lips, I bet she gives the best head ever.
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she is hot
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She is so so beautiful!
I love her lips..
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Those lips are better than Angelina's. They just, are. And page 4 looks like a ghost is giving her oral.
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Sophie, call me
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She's hot!
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i dislike her lips.
if i wanted a mouth that looked like someone had stolen it from a cindy doll, i'd really enjoy looking at her.
but, in my own defence, i'd like to think that, maybe, i'm just not a lip-guy.
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So this is the chick that BLOTD Olga was talking about? Yes, she is hot, but what does she have to do with Natalie Portman being everything, but a woman?
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I'm a sucker for a little side boob action. Very nice.
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I think she's really pretty. I like her face.
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WTF?! She looks like that Skipper doll that was supposed to be Barbie's little sister.
She got a nice body, though.
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she's cute
she would look much better if her lips were thinner
are they natural or plastic...
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whattt i would definitely not go as far as to say she's the "most beautiful person of 2008", or any other year for that matter. she's cute, but there is something odd about her face...and she looks too skinny in some photos i've seen of her.
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Cute but too skinney
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gorgeous, I've always been a fan of hers, she's got a weird teeth but that's a part of her appeal
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don't think she needed the brown bag but also not the most beautiful, she's cute, i'd do her
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Theres something interesting in her face,i like seeing her jogging photos cuz shes so tight and skinny
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Hm... she's definitely not ugly, but something's off about her
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looks like a fish
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20, what is wrong with her teeth? Look at yours!
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I have a feeling that she looks cute, interesting most of the time, then you'll catch sight of her from a different angle and BAM!. She looks beautiful.
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gorgeous, intriguing, sultry and underrated.
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she looks mean. and her mouth is fuck up. pic 3 is plain wierd. i ain't buying this one.
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let me correct my foul language- her mouth is *fucked up*
there thats better
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Ever since that "Entourage" episode YES YES YES!
I totally do her!
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her mouth is longer and bigger than the length of her lips...full lips are very hot and all...but her entire mouth is off....otherwise, she would have been so pretty
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"her mouth is longer and bigger than the length of her lips" i have no idea if that makes sense to you guys haha
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Hmmm....every one of her facial features is attractive on their own....but put together she just looks weird, but she has a banging body and I'd do her. Funky face and all.
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I actually think she is a very pretty girl (and that's hard to believe because I rarely find blondes with blue eyes pretty) but I don't like her eyebrows, they are too low and cause her to have a mean and angry expression.
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Not the prettiest fellow aussie, but I'd still give her one (or two, maybe three...).
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There is something strange about her face...
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She's hot...way hotter than fuglies such as Ashley Tisdale and Paris Hilton who deserve the brownbag yet are classified under 'babes' wtf!?
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her face looks bloated
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I like her; she's different looking but there's something pretty about her.
Of course it doesn't hurt that she's a fellow Aussie.
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Benji is now with paris, damn what a downgrade
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I find her HIDEOUS. I would not want to reproduce with this bitch. I would be too scared my kids would inherit that nasty fish mouth, I mean, she looks like a fucking inbred. Blech.
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She has some nice lips. Anyone know if they are real??
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Yea you were right - she does qualify for a brown bag.
There's weird/cute which works for some girls, but in her case it's just weird/chipmunk.
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The "I'm taking a dump" caption is Bastardly gold.
Ahh... This is why I come to this site.
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her lips are oddly shaped and look puffy to me
and her tits look fake in the last pic, I have no clue if they are really fake.
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