Sugar Momma Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures From Miami
Friday, April 25th, 2008 late in the whored-out afternoon while still at work by Moe

First Amy Winehouse & now Shauna Sand bikini pics...trust me, we understand this is a horrible-horrible way to end a Bastardly week.
God help us.
























Does she have her face pushed up against a pane of glass that we can't see? WTF is up with her lips!?!
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Who gives a fuck about this dried up Hag?
I dont know what Lorenzo Llamas was thinking when he got with her!
HER MAN IS HOTTTTT!!!
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GREAT BOD,BROKE FUCKIN HELMET
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even that amazing body can't make up for that atrocious face
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so ugly, does she have permanent makeup?
she's constantly wearing black eyeliner
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amazing body???? her body looks like the corpse of a cow that died in the middle of a drought!! fucking disgusting and those implants are a disgrace to natural breasts.
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I gotta agree with svetlana here. Her skin looks like leather.
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Can't fucking stand the horrible frosted pink lipstick...
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aww man imagine those implants just explode lol
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I agree with Svetlana too.
she's gross and fake looking
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How did she make it into playboy?????? And I'm surprised she isn't wearing her clear stripper shoes.
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Who is the waste of flesh (or should I say silicon) again?
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Long Island- I can answer that question; she was bloomin hot back in the day! She did not look like this, not at all.
Alas, all the years of too much tanning and too much plastic surgery have taken their toll.
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Damn, this woman is only 37. She should look much healthier than this.
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WoW how does she manage to have the body of a 20 year old woman with the face of an 80 year old.
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his bag is gay and so is his belly button piercing.
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and another useless blonde for grandpa McCain too
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Good grief. She needs to leave the oil to the bodybuilders. At least they use it to show off muscle definition. She's just drawing attention to every bone jutting out of her narrow ass.
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haha, good eye, he does have his belly button pierced.
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@ 16: i totally missed that. Why isn't he putting his gay powers to work and forcing her to wear something other than those clear plastic ho heels she has grafted to her feet?
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OK, does the DUDE have a belly-button piercing. Ick.
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who the fuck is THAT???
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she looks like an Egyptian sand mummy..she is gross head to toe
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that is what happens when an alien morphs into a human
those are some nasty fish lips.
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holy lips!!
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I think she better lay off the tanning.
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Something just don't look right.
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That is some nasty shit. Why did she have to go and fuck with her face?
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disgusting...i saw a few people saying she looked hot back in her playboy days...i looked those pix up but she was still ugly but younger...her eyes are so close together...those lips look like the pussy of a fat woman that has been abused too much...that nose is ugly on so many levels...while going through these pix, I was so excited to see a body shot thinking she was wearing those clear, stripper shoes even on the beach.
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yyyyyyyyuck!!!fake tities!!
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He does have a belly button piercing.
I agree that she was never that hot to begin with. Now, she just looks strange.
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her bikini bottom looks like its abt to fall off!! :P
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