Sugar Momma Shauna Sand Bikini Pictures From Miami


First Amy Winehouse & now Shauna Sand bikini pics...trust me, we understand this is a horrible-horrible way to end a Bastardly week.

God help us.

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Does she have her face pushed up against a pane of glass that we can't see? WTF is up with her lips!?!

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 5:36pm
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Who gives a fuck about this dried up Hag?
I dont know what Lorenzo Llamas was thinking when he got with her!
HER MAN IS HOTTTTT!!!

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 5:39pm
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GREAT BOD,BROKE FUCKIN HELMET

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 5:41pm
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even that amazing body can't make up for that atrocious face

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 5:44pm
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so ugly, does she have permanent makeup?
she's constantly wearing black eyeliner

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 5:46pm
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amazing body???? her body looks like the corpse of a cow that died in the middle of a drought!! fucking disgusting and those implants are a disgrace to natural breasts.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 5:55pm
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I gotta agree with svetlana here. Her skin looks like leather.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 5:59pm
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Can't fucking stand the horrible frosted pink lipstick...

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 6:00pm
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aww man imagine those implants just explode lol

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 6:06pm
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I agree with Svetlana too.
she's gross and fake looking

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 6:12pm
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How did she make it into playboy?????? And I'm surprised she isn't wearing her clear stripper shoes.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 6:19pm
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Who is the waste of flesh (or should I say silicon) again?

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 7:04pm
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Long Island- I can answer that question; she was bloomin hot back in the day! She did not look like this, not at all.

Alas, all the years of too much tanning and too much plastic surgery have taken their toll.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 7:10pm
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Damn, this woman is only 37. She should look much healthier than this.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 7:36pm
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WoW how does she manage to have the body of a 20 year old woman with the face of an 80 year old.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 8:09pm
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his bag is gay and so is his belly button piercing.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 8:17pm
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and another useless blonde for grandpa McCain too

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 8:22pm
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Good grief. She needs to leave the oil to the bodybuilders. At least they use it to show off muscle definition. She's just drawing attention to every bone jutting out of her narrow ass.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 8:32pm
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haha, good eye, he does have his belly button pierced.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 8:50pm
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@ 16: i totally missed that. Why isn't he putting his gay powers to work and forcing her to wear something other than those clear plastic ho heels she has grafted to her feet?

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 8:51pm
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OK, does the DUDE have a belly-button piercing. Ick.

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 10:35pm
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she looks like an Egyptian sand mummy..she is gross head to toe

Friday, April 25th, 2008 @ 11:28pm
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that is what happens when an alien morphs into a human
those are some nasty fish lips.

Saturday, April 26th, 2008 @ 4:43am
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I think she better lay off the tanning.

Saturday, April 26th, 2008 @ 7:14am
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Something just don't look right.

Saturday, April 26th, 2008 @ 8:02am
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That is some nasty shit. Why did she have to go and fuck with her face?

Saturday, April 26th, 2008 @ 12:08pm
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disgusting...i saw a few people saying she looked hot back in her playboy days...i looked those pix up but she was still ugly but younger...her eyes are so close together...those lips look like the pussy of a fat woman that has been abused too much...that nose is ugly on so many levels...while going through these pix, I was so excited to see a body shot thinking she was wearing those clear, stripper shoes even on the beach.

Saturday, April 26th, 2008 @ 6:55pm
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yyyyyyyyuck!!!fake tities!!

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 9:58am
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He does have a belly button piercing.

I agree that she was never that hot to begin with. Now, she just looks strange.

Sunday, April 27th, 2008 @ 1:26pm
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her bikini bottom looks like its abt to fall off!! :P

Monday, April 28th, 2008 @ 2:30am
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