The Audrina Patridge Nude Pics: Lauren Conrad Responds!
Wednesday, March 19th, 2008 in the middle of the damn afternoon by Moe

These were snapped yesterday right before Lauren did the "Late Show With David Letterman" in NYC
First of all, if you haven't seen Audrina's career-making/killing pics, go here.
A long time ago we did a Bastardly Nude Poll & Audrina actually won...
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man, she is ugly...who cares if any of these 2 is naked...nothing to see
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Can she just fuck off and die already?
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very average broad. nothing more
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God, she's ugly.
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Boring and average. She looks like half the chicks you can find at any bar.
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yeah.... hope she pops into my BAR!!!!!!
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sub-humans RULE!!!
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UNCERTIFIED BASTARDS are just SLAVES to the SYSTEM!!!!!
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I'm going to assume that Lauren Conrad signs LC's paycheck.
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^^^^^^ Somebody had WAY WAY too much coffee today. Did I hear the bell ring... get your sorry ass back to your high school class .... idiot
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LC has no life
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LC?
"What the fuck are your fucking faggots going on and on about?"
Your the one going on and on....What are you writing a novel. Is this Jeremy Bosco again? You both tend to ramble so as far as I am concerned you are him or her. We're still not sure.
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How did you know it was me, #15?
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@16 welcome to BASTARDLY you fucking MORON... really did you miss you nappy time today... Do you think if you kiss her virtual ass enough it'll help you get fucked... And just because you named you hand does not make it a real chick...
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can someone summarize wot #9 said, no fucking way am i reading all that shit
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9,
are you fucking serious? this bitch is butt ugly...you need to realize you are in the minority with this one so calm down, man haha
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18,
you mean 14* not 16
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man, 9 is either this Conrad chick or someone that knows her personally...and also, someone very new to the site...this guy/girl is going nuts...he/she probably typed in her name and found this post and is shocked by the amount of hatred we, bastards, are bombarding her with
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oopss I meant LC / jeremy boscoe / or what ever other name he wants to type in...
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Lc, you can go fuck off and die too now. Thanks.
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how did I know?! How did I fucking know?! I told you guys it's either this bitch herself or someone that knows her personally...LMFAO...what you dont get is that we dont give a damn about how much $ she makes, who she fucks or flirts with, how much her shoes, dresses cost, we simply dont give a damn...whoever you are, you have a disgusting personality...valuing people based on their $...if she/you didnt give a damn about us, why do you keep on coming back to convince us, trying to impress us? we judge her based on her looks, and the bitch is ugly...the end.
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shes nothing more than average. hottest girl?? wow... thats some standards right there
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my post was for 25
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27, more like one of the many douchebags she's currently blowing to keep her name in the papers.
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LOL LC is fucking ugly as fuck. that dudes posts are too funny tho...so defending LC from a bunch of losers like us is gonna get YOU any closer to being WITH HER?
LMAO get the fuck out of your dream world LC. she doesnt care what were saying, and she definitely doesnt give a shit that your sticking up for her.
and i cant agree MORE with #30....girl is sucking SO much dick to have her face on TV its ridiculous...
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This bitch is annoying.
Anyway, if Audrina has to leave, then she'll at least have more time to protect us from aliens.
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Not bad, Not bad at all....
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HAHAHAHA! LC, Big Ron and Jeremy Bosco. Damn man make up your mind.
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Why does she always look the same. Sooooooo incredibly boring, audrina hands down slut or not
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Nice legs and FEET!!!!
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she looks old
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Fuckin' HOT!!
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I love Adriana's lips, tits and pussy. I hope that I will one day be in a position to make love to her.Fuck her.....
Dr. Azzzam tamimi
Director of the Islamic Institute of Political Thought/London/UK
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We, the Muslims of Europe, are working very hard under cover towards the Islamisation of the United Kingdom to become the Islamic United Kingdom and the Islamisation of the whole of Europe either peacefully or through the use of force and Jihad (religious struggle). This is our sublime target which will certainly be attained over the next few years so that the European Union will be called the Islamic European Union. Afterwards all European and no-Urppean women including Audriana Patrige will be sexually under our Islmaic control. They will become our concubines and slaves. The time to acieve that is coming very soon. With Hamas, Islamic Juhad and Al-Qaeda all our goals will be achieved. To hell with European and capitalist imperialism. Long live Islam and the message of the Prophet Mohammad.
Dr. Azzam Tamimi, Director of the Islamic Institute of Political Thought/London/UK (info@ii-pt.com)
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Learn how to spell, Saddam Insane.
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