The Bastardly Midnight Snack... Kelly Brook
Thursday, October 30th, 2008 in the weewizzle hours by Moe

This is by far the best explanation I can find for Kelly Brook's fling w/ Danny Cipriani...
Kelly fear of being singleton
KELLY Brook feared being left on the shelf after splitting with fiancé Billy Zane.
The beauty said: “It felt weird being single. I was worried whether anyone would chat me up.”
She is now dating rugby hunk Danny Cipriani, and said: “He’s really young. I’m 28 and he’s 20. He’s my toyboy.”
Despite her fame, Kelly — who is about to start filming the second series of ITV comedy Moving Wallpaper — insists her feet are firmly on the ground.
She said: “Don’t forget, I’m living with my mum.” [Sun]
























I WANTED TO BE THE 1ST TO SAY PHILLY HAS FINALLY WON IT!!!!!!!!!WE ARE WORLD SERIES CHAMPIONS. I'M SO PROUD. IVE BEEN WATCHING PHILADELPHIA SPORTS SINCE I COULD WALK & TALK SO IT FEELS VERY GRATIFYING. THE FLYERS ARE NEXT HOPEFULLY!
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HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!!!!! I ALMOST DIED IN THE CROWD ON BROAD ST. BUT IT WAS WORTH IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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****Anxiously awaiting the Bastardly Sneaky Porn footage****
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To clarify; Porn footage of Kelly Brook, not the Phillies!
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Kelly friggin' Brook worries whether someone chats her up?
Keeerist!
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so kelly brook won the world series?
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For some reason I thought Kelly Brook was in her late 30's or early 40's. She's attractive, no doubt about it, but something about her just screams "older." And it was nothing to do with the fact that her boyfriend is a lot younger than her.
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She looks so damn tasty in that outfit! Would love for her to show up at my doorstep wearing that coat, those boots, and nothing else except maybe a thong and a smile! Damn!
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Hot pants and high boots are out, but she makes them look all fresh. Gotta love her.
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what the hell is that awful floral lining on the hot black jacket? Ruins the mood for me
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