The Bastardly Minute With... Kelly Brook


Kelly Brook (born Kelly Ann Parsons on 23 November 1979) is an English model, actress, and occasional swimwear designer and television presenter.

In 2007 Brook participated in the celebrity dancing competition Strictly Come Dancing on BBC1, for which her professional ballroom dance partner was Brendan Cole. During the TV series, her father Kenneth Parsons died from cancer,[3] and although she initially decided to continue dancing, she soon withdrew from the competition. Wiki

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341 DIGS vs 381 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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I surprised FDR and Churchill haven't turned around to check out that beauty! I love her curvy body.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 9:36am
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i'd tap it on her forehead. looks to be very young pix, kinda silly lingerie pix ... at night ... in england ... very low rent looking, however, i think i spy a bit of the velcro fly. i've done worse tho.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:03am
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perfection!

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:04am
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she's such a cutie and her body has such a nice shape but that is the most unflattering and grandma-like lingerie ever.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:13am
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OW!!! thank you :D

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:15am
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50 DIGS vs 8 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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body is ok,hips are too wide for my taste,too bad her personality puts me to sleep,she is the "i`m gonna smile as i haven`t got anything to say" type

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:20am
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149 DIGS vs 24 HATER ALERTS vs 0 DIRTY ALERTS
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Her body reminds me Casta's. I miss curvy models. Please bring them back.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:40am
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reminds me **of** Casta's

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:41am
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309 DIGS vs 44 HATER ALERTS vs 1 DIRTY ALERTS
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Yea nice tits, but she's just so bland.
It's all Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin. Big tits, grin.
yawn.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:42am
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Perfection.

Goddess.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 10:59am
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Hi Kelly, I'm Rich...I'll be your guide through the Bastardly Gauntlet today....No sorry Kelly...I'm involved...If you'll just move this way...
*jestures towards pit of hell*

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 11:55am
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gorgeous =)

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 11:55am
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Nice body...a little close to thunder thighs, but not yet. I like it. Something I wish I would wake up with every morning. sigh...

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 12:13pm
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just a really lovely, classically beautiful young woman, her face and body are timeless

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 12:19pm
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is this pic from like 1995 or something?

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 12:21pm
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Is that a trap door on page #5? If she takes one more step backwards, she may become some guy's sex slave. Lucky guy!

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 12:25pm
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she's gorgeous.:)

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 12:28pm
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Her thighs are so sexy. Her whole body is. gorgeous.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 12:46pm
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after seeing these pix, i cant help but say her face used to look so different...what changed?

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 3:44pm
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746 DIGS vs 318 HATER ALERTS vs 21 DIRTY ALERTS
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I love her body

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 5:33pm
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if i was ever BLOTD, this would be my "woman i'd go lesbian for"
she is so fucking gorgeous, what a body! curvy but still fit.... gahhh i love her

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 6:21pm
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Very average, a bit fugly face, but the tits can not be ignored, I´d suck on them.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 7:12pm
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Those tatas make me thirsty.

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 8:24pm
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307 DIGS vs 77 HATER ALERTS vs 3 DIRTY ALERTS
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Holy shit check out dem titties!

Friday, April 18th, 2008 @ 11:41pm
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pubeeeeeeeees on pic 6 lol. motherfucking billy zane is lucky.

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 1:14am
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hey d55. i belive its called surgery.

maybe this is just baaaaaadd makeup. but yeah.. somethings different

Saturday, April 19th, 2008 @ 3:26am
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damn! thats one perfection! ow! but credit to admin! 100/100!

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 1:12am
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@ #15 - i do not know for sure, but it might be old fashioned picture shot

Sunday, April 20th, 2008 @ 1:16am
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I want to die fucking some like that

Tuesday, April 22nd, 2008 @ 8:04am
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