The Bastardly Morning Report
Wednesday, March 26th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Obama Girl! OW!
No More! Seriously!
Botched Botox
Dumbasses
Sexy
Camel Toe
Eliminated
MILF
Photoshop
Argentina! OW!!!
UPDATE YOUR PROFILES!!
We're officially through with adding crap to the profiles, so if you haven't already done so, please update your profile sections. Questions range from favorite travel spots to your favorite all-time Hollywood movie sex scene. Remember to have fun with the answers.
And, when you become a Registered Bastard, you get to jump around the site using this:
Cute, but I still think she needs a little more meat on those bones..
Reply to this Comment
Please note: Do not use multiple nicknames & leave annoying, pointless comments that only attack other Bastardly Visitors. Also, blatant racial & sexual slurs for no particular reason will not be condoned. BREAK THE RULES: YOU WILL BE BANNED & appeals via email will not be considered. Before you comment, please be aware that no comments will be edited or deleted. Ever.
Lastly, if you have special scoop (i.e. scandalous photos, bastardly ex-girlfriends & boyfriends you want to expose, etc etc), please do contact us directly. You will remain anonymous!