The Bastardly Morning Report
Friday, March 28th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
OW!
Slut
MILF
Guilty
Sexy
WTF
Bitch
For The Ladies
Adriana Lima!
And, here's Phillip McCracken's latest Podcast (view his profile) to help make your Friday a little less painful...
Ummm...why's Olivia Munn making out w/ Jesus?!
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How hot is Olivia Munn I ask. Modern day Jesus is pretty cool.
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because she's ridiculously hot, and it's funny as hell
i wish i were Jesus
except for all that savior of mankind shit
that seems like a lot of work
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DAAAAAMMMMNNN YOU, JESSSSUSSS!!
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Finally the Olivia vid! Owww! She's just so perfect in every way.
Olivia - Marry me!!
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Olivia Munn is insanely attractive and seems like loads of fun.
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