The Bastardly Morning Report
Tuesday, May 6th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Big Boob Karate Chop!
ScarJo Is Engaged
Brit vs. K-Fed
Crazy Bitch
Jailbait
Brazil
Kate Moss
Dirty Cheerleader
Loser
Hot
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i heard mariah has secretly married that nick cannon douche. you heard bout this jackson? the guy has dated some hot ladies in his abyssmal career.... i dunno how true this one is though...
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And again how the hell does this ugly douche get with these hot ladies?
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nick cannon sucks, i don't know him, but hes gay as burten barrichello
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