The Bastardly Morning Report
Friday, May 9th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Hot!
Slut
Phone Sex
Who Cares?
Guido
GTA IV
Cheapo
Karaoke
Boobs
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