The Bastardly Morning Report
Tuesday, May 20th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
OW!
Gross
Cougar
Whore
Sexy
Pedo
The Bachelorette
90210
Lucy
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i guess you could have subbed the word cheap/instead of whore but i guess that woulldn't have had the same bastardly impact. ;)
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