The Bastardly Morning Report
Thursday, May 22nd, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Moe
Summer Positions
Slutty Birthday
Idol Winner
Pasty Dita
MK Fatalties
Mommy Ho-gan
Hot
Who Cares
Flashing Chicks 101
FROM THE BASTARDLY NETWORK:
Activision Lifts the Curtain on Guitar Hero 4
Sony Announces New PSP Color For Madden 09
Video: Jay-Z @ the NBA Draft Lottery
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