The Bastardly Morning Report
Thursday, September 25th, 2008 while thinking about eating a Bastardly Mercado Certified lunch by Jackson
Since the ad market is sucking balls, and since you bastards refuse to click on any ads from our larger ad campaigns, we're being forced find money elsewhere. Please help support Bastardly by purchasing one of the coolest tees to hit the scene since T-Shirts were first invented 1000s of years ago. We have all sizes---yes even XXL, damn it! Buy one today!!
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It's not cool to post on bastardly anymore. Most of the regular bastards have left, because they got the word first. Why are you still here? Don't be the last one on the Titanic!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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They can't find sponsors for this site and now they want you bastards to buy their shitty t-shirts and advertise for them. WTF?
How about a fucking BLOTD for the bastards? If you don't have any submissions, make one up! My fellow bastards won't care as long as they get their BLOTD. It's the ONLY thing that separated this blog from any other blog and now it's gone with many bastards. I don't want to be so critical, but do something. Don't just sit there and let this once great place to post disappear!
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Actually most of regulars left because of you uncertified certified assholes. Maybe if you idiots that like to be trolls left..Maybe people would stick around.
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